Cops and Thugs: Oh shit, more roleplay.

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May 11, 2008 10:20 PM #133957
You know the drill.

THE RULES

1) First post should include your character sheet.

2) For the sake of this continuing, please say when are you logging off and for how long, plus your timezone. Just so this doesn't die.

3) Please, PLEASE try to blend in the story. Don't drift it around stupidly or this won't last.

4) No retarded shit. And no one wants to hear you whine, douchebag.

5) Don't kill anyone unless you have the character's author permission.

6) Write as if you were writing a movie script. That means:
  • SPELL RIGHT
  • Narration and actions should be easily told apart from dialogue, and should be written in third person.
  • You should be able to easily tell apart which character is saying what on dialogue.


7) No powergaming. Your character can't be super powerful and with the power to obliterate everything or something.

THE CHARACTER SHEET (Simplest ever):

Name:
Age:
Gender:
Nationality:
Physical Description: (How your character looks like)
Background: (How your character became who it is)

THE STORY

This is a direct sequel to the last Cops and Thugs thread. If you didn't have the chance to read it, here it is:

http://www.stickpageportal.com/forums/showthread.php?t=72620

This takes place 1 year after the Promethea organization was put down. Kane Jolhvik was arrested in an LA airport, on his way to Venezuela to apprehend famous criminal Carlito Gustavo. He was charged with treason, destruction of federal property, and homicide. Thanks to the help of Laura Yamazaki, an ex agent, genetically modified of Promethea, who posed as his lawyer, he avoided death sentence, although he was given 30 years of prison. However, the bounty hunting business couldn't stand so long without him. Specially since now Gustavo has relations with Al Qaeda and is apparently holding a nuke in a secret location inside the amazonian rainforest.

Will Kane be able to escape of that maximum security prison alive? Will Gustavo be able to actually launch his nuke? Who will win? Who will lose?

You decide the ending.

My characters:

Name: Kane "The Easter Bunny" Jolhvik
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Nationality: Afghan/Russian.
Physical Description: Caucasian, 6 feet tall, muscular, very scarred, bald, has a goatee and always wears glasses.
Background: He was born off a Red Army soldier, and an Afghan woman. He lived relatively peacefully in Afghanistan. He learned how to use weapons very proficiently and accurately during his life there. He fought against the Red Army during Russia's invasion of Afghanistan. There, he learned to hate communism, and Mother Russia herself. He infact began to hate all that symbolized Russia that he moved to America and created Happier Days, which original goal was to destroy and sabotage all who had to do with communism. He's the reason why there was a democratic revolution in Russia. He recieved as a gift a couple of revolvers, built from a secret alloy and crafted so perfectly that it can fire explosive rounds thru 5 meters of concrete. Ironically, he nicknamed them "Hammer" and "Sickle".

Name: Laura Yamazaki
Age: 23
Gender: Female
Nationality: Nationalized Japanese/Promethean
Physical Description: Caucasian, long straight blonde hair, measurements 109-60-90, attractive, and pretty much slutty. She tends to wear revealing, loose clothes.
Background: Laura was part of the Promethea Human Evolution project, so she was born smart, athletic and beautiful. She had no infancy, and was born as an adult in a laboratory, memories were implanted on her, leading her to believe that she was an american immigrant in Japan, and that she voluntarily applied to be in Promethea. Eventually, when the Happier Days crew captured her, she got a taste of reality and decided to rebel against Promethea. She was one of the reasons why the Promethea Organization fell. When Kane was arrested, she became his lawyer, and by sleeping with the attorney (And against her best intentions the judge) she managed to reduce his sentence to 30 years. She is now working out a way to get Kane out of jail without charges, by all means necessary.

Really shitty scanned drawing of them two:

http://s9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/kamaitama/?action=view¤t=roleplaydudes001-1.jpg
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May 11, 2008 10:36 PM #133962
Yay.

Name: Steve
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Nationality: Australian

Physical Description: Tallish, Thin, Brown Hair, Heavy Ausralian accent. Wears kharki clothing and a slouth hat. See: The Sniper of Team Fortress 2

Background: Grew up in Cairns wrestling some crocs. Got drafted into the army because the army is gay. Became a sniper. Boom Headshot etc. See: The Sniper of Team Fortress 2

Um. Going for 6 hours. I'll do stuff then.
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May 11, 2008 10:43 PM #133965
Name : Masked Molester.
Age : Unknown.
Gender : Manly Man
Nationality : Unknown
Physical Description : Wears a cape, stretchy pants with speed-o pulled over, and a mask. Several dildos of various sizes, shapes, and colors strapped to his belt. Boots.

Background: Corrupted Childhood. No one knows much about him. Only time he speaks, is in moans of pleasure and pain. Fears no one, and rapes any innocent victim he finds waking home at 3 in the morning. Wanted by cops for years. Victims always found suffocated by dildos, and covered in semen.
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May 11, 2008 10:56 PM #133969
*A bell rings. It's visiting hour in the Pelican Bay State Prison. Kane comes out and sits on a table where a girl in a suit is sitting smiling. It's his lawyer*

Laura: Good morning, Easter Bunny.

Kane: You don't call me that way. Any progress in getting me out of this shithole?

Laura: Combo has already set up the situation. There will be a riot, your guns will be under your pillow.

Kane: So you're expecting me to break out when there will be maximum security on and all exits will be blocked?

Laura: Your guns can take care of any door they put infront of you. I don't think you can do this alone though.

Kane: Right, so what the hell do I do?

Laura: Leave a paper with the numbers of the cells you want weapons delivered to in base 5, on the 5th table of the cafeteria, starting from the left.

Kane: Shouldn't you tell me this in a place more private?

Laura: What are this bunch of rent-a-guards going to do? Besides looking at my boobs, of course. Which is what they are doing now.

Kane: So what do I do after?

Laura: I've got the story ready, you will reportedly die on that riot, along with the people you "save". The CIA will have your back. I can't promise the state police will not try to get you, but still. Run down to Mexico to be safe.

Kane: And after that?

Laura: We go to Brazil to track down Carlito.

Kane: We?

Laura: They called Happier Days, not you.

Kane: Heh. Don't get an STD or something, girl.

Laura: As always, Kane.

*A bell rings. Two guards take Kane back in and into the cafeteria. He gets some napkins, and with ketchup, he writes down in all of them a single message, as he puts them on the tables*

"Whoever wants out of this hellhole, write your name".
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May 12, 2008 6:48 AM #134198
Four posts? Serriously? In 6 hours? Well at least I won't fall behind on what's going on.

Note:Steve is in prison for assasinating several wanker government officials
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*Steve is walking around the caffitera looking for food. He sees a napkin with food on it. Thinking it's he lucky day, he casually walks over to it. After find it's not food, he cuts his index finger with a knife and writes down "Steve".*

*What a badass*
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May 12, 2008 4:46 PM #134297
Fuck this .
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May 12, 2008 6:58 PM #134339
Name: Scipio Hartlieb
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Nationality: Italian
Physical Description: Black hair, brown eyes, athletic build, goatee, no accent.

Background: Scipio was once a member of the Italian Mafia, but moved to America to forget his past and start a successful hardware store. Eventually, however, his past caught up to him and he recieved many threatening phone calls from his old boss. He prepared to go kill his boss and forget his past forever, but the FBI arrested him before any attacks occured. After serving his light sentence of 5 years, he was recruited by the FBI and now works as a spy. Scipio is the master at using knives, garrotes, darts, and other blades, but is a horrible shot with guns, and only shoots with his revolver when all else fails.

Scipio: So what's this talk about Al Qaeda I've been hearing about?

Fellow Agent Not exactly Al Qaeda itself, but they're involved.

Scipio: So what's happening?

Fellow Agent: Some criminal named Carlito Gustavo, codename Hammer, is connected to Al Qaeda and may have soem nukes in the rainforests.

Scipio: So what do I do?

Fellow Agent: To go to the Pelican Bay State Prison and talk to a prisoner by the name of Kane Johlvik. Talk to him, and discuss a way to get him out of there. he may already have a plan of his own though, being Kane and all.

Scipio: Some reputation...

*Scipio heads to the prison and visits Kane*

Scipio: Hello, Mister Kane.
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May 13, 2008 12:18 AM #134490
Masked Molester : Damn that pussy was rough. Oh shit the cops!

-Scurries up building-
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May 13, 2008 12:36 AM #134497
Name: Mark Fraunces
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Nationality: Black
Physical Description: Short hair, scruffy beard, dark eyes, 6 foot 3, muscular build.
Background: Mark was part of the gang, The Rockwilders, which received illegal weapons from the Promethea organization. Soon after they Promethea were found out, the Feds have arrested the members of the gang, after they were tipped off by some outside information. Mark was sent to the Pelican Bay Prison, while his other gang friends were sent somewhere off, since he done a few more jobs with the weapons....

*Mark drops his tray on the table.*

Mark: God damn, wonder if I'll ever get used to this shit...

*Then, Kane's napkin was dropped on the table. Mark picks it up and reads it.*

Mark: Hm, bustin' out, eh? Let's give it a try.

*He rights down his name on the napkin by carving it with a shank. He then passes it around to the other inmates.*

Mark: This shit better work....*takes a bite of some corn, and spits it out*.

OOC: I remember the other roleplays, those were fun.