We all know there are some ridiculously terrible foods in the world. What are your experiences with such "edible objects"?

Once, our elementary school was serving burgers like they do every Thursday. There was a worm in one girl's burger, nastiest thing I'd ever seen.

Oh god... The real question is. WHAT DONT I EAT. If anything is considered "edible" It goes into my mouth. Let me just list what ive eaten today.

-plastic wrap
-leaf off the floor
-empty chapstick casing
-paper
-pencil

Yep... Good times.

ur fathers willy doho

Well in my business to get that money I was constantly put to work so when I wasn't on the pole I had to go to the back alleys and suck that di-

OH YOU SAID EDIBLE OBJECTS!!!!

Well one time I nosebled alot into my Red Robin burger but ate it anyway...
I also one time drunk vanilla due my friend betting me but I didn't know it had alcohol in it so I fell the fuck out...
And when I was little I used to eat ants...

Anything else?
Oh yeah and I used to find that my own blood tasted weird so I gave myself little cuts so I could drink tiny little bits of it...

Yeah I'm a sick piece of fuck aren't I?

Rice coated in chocolate syrup.

Anything that happens to be African food...
Actually some of it actually tastes pretty good...

Yeah, I tend to eat my own dead skin... It's very tasteless... Yeah...
And I tend to chew on my toe nail clippings, don't you dare judge me.

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Yeah, I tend to eat my own dead skin... It's very tasteless... Yeah...
And I tend to chew on my toe nail clippings, don't you dare judge me.

This is actually a thing a lot of people do, it's called self-cannibalism. Things like biting your nails, the skin around your nails, chewing your lips, etc. are all considered to be part of this I believe.

I don't know about me, but some lady was addicted to eating her cremated husband's ashes.

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Well in my business to get that money I was constantly put to work so when I wasn't on the pole I had to go to the back alleys and suck that di-

OH YOU SAID EDIBLE OBJECTS!!!!

Well one time I nosebled alot into my Red Robin burger but ate it anyway...
I also one time drunk vanilla due my friend betting me but I didn't know it had alcohol in it so I fell the fuck out...
And when I was little I used to eat ants...

Anything else?
Oh yeah and I used to find that my own blood tasted weird so I gave myself little cuts so I could drink tiny little bits of it...

Yeah I'm a sick piece of fuck aren't I?

Yeah. I've drank one of those industrial sized 2 liter vanilla bottle. Passed out for 2 hours. And once I was cutting up an apple. And ended up slicing down the length of my middle finger. Bled all over the Apple and still ate it. Were both sick peices of fuck quik

I took a gulp from a bottle of vinegar
I felt sick for a while

Does anyone else enjoy semisweet baking chocolate chips?

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Does anyone else enjoy semisweet baking chocolate chips?

Never heard of those

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I took a gulp from a bottle of vinegar
I felt sick for a while

Teaspoon of baking soda... Vinegar... Mouthexplodestoshit.png

Baking soda .__.
Wudafuq

Won't that kill you or something

I believe the worst thing I've probably ever ate was a pulled off scab. I chewed on those things like gum, lol.