Worst Thing You Ever Dared put in your Mouth

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el logano
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Nov 9, 2012 1:59 PM #782670
I smell a noob 'round these parts. Oh, WART is back.
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My friend Cameron (when he was little) poured mayo (or he thought he did) on his sandwich and ate it. He actually put lubricant on it, not mayo.


Stop making stuff up. You've eaten school lunches before, right?
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Nov 9, 2012 2:12 PM #782675
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I smell a noob 'round these parts. Oh, WART is back.


Stop making stuff up. You've eaten school lunches before, right?


Cameron really did grab lube.
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Nov 9, 2012 2:25 PM #782682
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Cameron really did grab lube.


Why was it in the fridge? What did he expect?
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Nov 9, 2012 2:29 PM #782685
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Why was it in the fridge? What did he expect?


Ask Cameron why it was in the fridge, he didn't tell me
He wanted mayo
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Nov 9, 2012 2:40 PM #782695
bacon wrapped in uncooked green beans. ME: Ok, ima do it.

*PUTS IN MOUTH*

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Nov 9, 2012 2:41 PM #782696
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spoon .__.


Pffffft. So what

a spoon is like... a spoon
And peanut butter is delicious. What's so great about eating a spoon of peanut butter?
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Nov 9, 2012 2:59 PM #782709
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Pffffft. So what

a spoon is like... a spoon
And peanut butter is delicious. What's so great about eating a spoon of peanut butter?


Maybe he has peanut allergies?
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Nov 9, 2012 5:31 PM #782773
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Maybe he has peanut allergies?


If he had allergies
He wouldn't dare put peanut butter in his mouth unless he had a death wish, or was incredibly stupid
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Nov 9, 2012 5:44 PM #782782
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I STILL DON'T GET WHAT'S WRONG ABOUT IT!!

Haven't you all see babies taking everything shineeh and trying ti eat it? ;0;
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Nov 9, 2012 6:09 PM #782787
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I STILL DON'T GET WHAT'S WRONG ABOUT IT!!

Haven't you all see babies taking everything shineeh and trying ti eat it? ;0;


Maybe you're just weird.
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Nov 9, 2012 6:18 PM #782794
I tend to enjoy licking smooth, metal, or plastic stuff, such as spoons, windows, shiny poles, ping pong balls, ect. It's just a really pleasant feel. imo it tastes nice, but I'm just weird.
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Nov 9, 2012 6:27 PM #782799
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I tend to enjoy licking smooth, metal, or plastic stuff, such as spoons, windows, shiny poles, ping pong balls, ect. It's just a really pleasant feel. imo it tastes nice, but I'm just weird.


Yep, I think it's safe to say you are just plain weird. I mean you lick windows for heaven's sake!
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Nov 9, 2012 8:50 PM #782867
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Yep, I think it's safe to say you are just plain weird. I mean you lick windows for heaven's sake!


You're so agreeable on the forum it's not even funny. It's ok to have your own opinion, they're not going to chase you out with pitchforks and torches. Just say what you want to say.
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Nov 9, 2012 10:07 PM #782917
Isn't "window licker" a slang term for a mentally retarded person?
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Nov 10, 2012 2:26 AM #783102
kangaroo scrotum

courtesy of my Australian girlfriends father >.<