This happened last year:
I'm going out for lunch with 3 of my friends and we're crossing this bridge that leads out of my school. Close to the end of the bridge is a Checkers box tossed on to the floor with a bunch of chicken scattered around near it. So I jokingly say, "let's eat it." Of course my idiot friends have to be extremely ghetto and scooped the chicken into the box, picked it up, and literally ran down the street yelling things like "FREE CHICKEN!!! ERMAHGERD!!" So I end up eating some and had the foulest smelling gases that the world has ever had the misfortune to smell leaking out my ass for the rest of the day.