you're home alone in your basement fapping to air when you hear a noise above
that's odd, there's no one home and there shouldn't be because you're the only resident in your abode

what will you do next brave adventurer



oh yeah rules
- i pick whatever suggestion sounds/works best
- when you guys suggest stuff try to leave it open ended, like don't write in what the character does you know
(example of what to do: go up the stairs)
(example of what not to do: go up the stairs to find a bunch of zombies that you fight and kill)

Remove your pants entirely (unless you're already gloriously hanging loose) and take a trip to the attic, with the hopes of introducing the maker of this noise to your long john.

Quote from Hewitt

Block the noise and finish fapping

you decide to finish your wank off so you put your hands to your ears

wait how does this work you cant fap if you have both of my hands up to your ea-

oh my shit this was a terrible idea the dick sweat from both of your hands is now inside of your ears now there's noises and precum in your ears now what

Quote from Devour

Remove your pants entirely (unless you're already gloriously hanging loose) and take a trip to the attic, with the hopes of introducing the maker of this noise to your long john.

in order to make up for the horrendous decision you just made you wipe your hands off on your pants, and decide to take them off completely revealing your minuscule dick. in doing so, you decide to go upstairs to check out the noises

after climbing the disproportionate stairs you reach the top, and are welcomed by a door with no doorknob, but an empty hole where it used to be. you realize that you removed it so that no one could walk in on you fapping, which makes no sense because you live alone you dunce

you started fucking the hole on the door

Stick your schlong into the doorknob and then do a kartwheel in an attempt to open the attic door.

Peek into the hole to see whats making the noise.

commit suicide

Start fapping to the door. Hoping what ever is making the noise will join you.

shoot the noise maker with your sperms !

Oh, come on. You guys don't even think that what you're posting is funny, you're just trying to fit in. Don't worry about that and just be yourselves.
Since all of these will probably fail I suggest conducting a search for the doorknob in the room you were just in.

Quote from bl3u

Peek into the hole to see whats making the noise.

taking advantage of the large gaping hole in your door, you decide to peek through it to see if you can find the noise making thing

there's nothing worth noting except for a fallen vase on the ground in the hallway. something mustve knocked it over, unless you were tugging to the MAX

Quote from Devour

Stick your schlong into the doorknob and then do a kartwheel in an attempt to open the attic door.

deciding to kill two birds with one stone, you stick your dick inside the hole in order to get off, and get out


your dick is inside the hole. you try to pull it out, but to no avail. good thinking

commit suicide

Quote from Jeff

commit suicide

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Find a knife and cut your dick off. So you cant get it out of the hole.