That's crap, fool, you mother****ing prick,
That rap is too looong, and it just makes me sick.
What the hell is going on, foo's just trying to rhyme,
This whole thread is a con, admit it this time.
You need some drum-n-bass, some music, some taste,
White boys trying to make some good shit in haste.
In me there is some great dis-sat-is-fact-SHUN.
Hand over that belt, bro, cause Bonk-jus-won.
WURD YALL.
Rap Wars
Started by: Shanto | Replies: 140 | Views: 6,878
May 16, 2008 2:13 PM #136223
May 16, 2008 3:25 PM #136245
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
oh wait-
oh wait-
May 16, 2008 4:47 PM #136257
There once was a man named Bertold
Who drank beer when the weather grew cold
As he reached for his cup…
“NEEEEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!”
Oh, snap! You just got limerickrolled!
Who drank beer when the weather grew cold
As he reached for his cup…
“NEEEEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!”
Oh, snap! You just got limerickrolled!
May 16, 2008 5:28 PM #136267
Quote from MyselfHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Yo Nekow,
He's a pretty tight dude
some people may find him kind of prude
but what they don't know is that he will elude
And he wants to touch little girls in the
uh-oh, here comes the FBI
nekows safe he hides with lies
if they found his folders oh my oh my
I don't care what they say
cuz he's still a great guy
2-D, now there's a mother ****
if you find him you're out of luck
you ask for a favor and he'll want a suck-suck
he likes jailbait and he's in to date-rape
but don't be late to accept your fate
he gets pissed when he has to wait
cuz than he'll have to get out his roll of ductape
Hey Miniman!
He has a big foot fetish
I have a weird feeling that he likes to **** lettuce
when he sees a hot chick he gets sorta wettish
and he wont shut the **** up about 9/11
Miniman is a pretty short guy
who gives a **** he's still pretty fly
i get creeped out when he ever walks by
but at least he ain't a faggot that's shy
Zmobie Man!
Yeah he's pretty ****in' chill
he likes to smoke pot cuz he's so ill
he's got a bandana and he's ready to kill
he doesn't like shrimp and he don't like krill
Yo here's a fun fact, he's a jew!
that's somethin' thats kinda sort of new
he's got a big dick and really cool shoes
he likes the bong and alcohol too!
Oh Piggypup!
Now there's a sick little man
he don't like sex he just ain't a big fan
he's connected to the internnet via lan
he's the guy who really likes to ****in' spam
He draws some weird shit just to **** with you're head
your inner child will be quickly dead
that's right yall heard what I mother****ing said
after this you'll be taking ****ing a truckload of meds
DEMON OF YOUR SOUL
His name if ****ing opium scum
he's a quiet guy he don't really like to run
wherever he goes he always is shunned
make sure you don't give this mother****er a gun
He's a satanist man he wirships the guy
he's probably hoping that I will die
for making up all these stupid ****ing rhymes
but you know what that shit is just alright
HENTICK
Now this guys a ****ing nazi
OH SHIT ZMOBIE WATCH OUT HE KNOWS YOU'RE A JEW
FINNERWOO
Now this guy real ****in' tight
this guy's more epic than the sunni's and shiites
he doesn't like grass and he really hates kites
some say he's the funniest guy alive
He loves the web but has a social life
anyone who disagrees answers to his knife
he'll never end up with a ****ing wife
He's the next grim roeper he just needs a scythe
What?
good times.
i miss him :[
May 17, 2008 1:59 AM #136448
Stuff mcgruff
chicago illinoise
60652
I hate all of you.
chicago illinoise
60652
I hate all of you.
May 17, 2008 2:21 AM #136455
syllables dribble like mollasses
out the asses of these Em Cees
cant look past this pair of smokestacks in them teeth
most would soak that with saline
like hankerchief, like organic beef
coupled with the swine
my rhymes age like wine
booze and pork dinna nigga trust me im fine.
just need my critical loaf to sustain no mold
yall can still boast, but decades its been told
that you cant touch this midwest delicacy
literacy high, like minnesota snowfall inches
cringes at the crys
of your cupped mic', cupped by the flys
buzzin round your pile, and that shit aint mine.
heard round the church from a couple 'a nosy nuns
that unwary children shouldn't **** with my guns
haha, I don't even know were I came up with that.
out the asses of these Em Cees
cant look past this pair of smokestacks in them teeth
most would soak that with saline
like hankerchief, like organic beef
coupled with the swine
my rhymes age like wine
booze and pork dinna nigga trust me im fine.
just need my critical loaf to sustain no mold
yall can still boast, but decades its been told
that you cant touch this midwest delicacy
literacy high, like minnesota snowfall inches
cringes at the crys
of your cupped mic', cupped by the flys
buzzin round your pile, and that shit aint mine.
heard round the church from a couple 'a nosy nuns
that unwary children shouldn't **** with my guns
haha, I don't even know were I came up with that.
May 18, 2008 5:47 AM #137203
ohhhh. Looks like a killed the thread with my sick rhym3s yo. haha.
May 18, 2008 5:51 AM #137205
May 18, 2008 6:06 AM #137206
no you didnt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 18, 2008 6:22 AM #137232
Quote from Audixno you didnt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
denial in audix, flows north like the nile
north to the place where animators multiply
wont find truth in exclamation points
just use extras, and keep the ego moist
keep it levitated on hoist-
like the bombs im gonna drop on these boys
play with yea like toys
inevitable like gravity
lyrics jump around you dastardly
ninja takin tolls of hip hop casaulties
after me-
take a count of the severed limbs
assemble them to make a new rap bout your mercedes rims (what?)
tweaked like amphetamines
ill get you double salty
like two saltines
and by that I mean-
twist you round like bop-it
(in the 90's i'd cop it)
Keeping up is ridiculous
difficulty - hardcore
please note the reference to- gears -of war
**** yeah- video games in hip hop
fits together a little like pop-rocks and soda pop
as in explosions (in mah belleh!)
as in erosion
of the substance in your rhymes
check the new york times
"wall street says psilo will make ya feel sour like limes"
that didn't flow, the way Id expect
kinda bounced around
like a fundless check
now i'm finished by definition
definition of my vivid vision of yall
is a repitition of a yawn
spurred by the weak skills i see this dawn
dawn like,morning, or is that dusk?
I cant really give a ****
im just messin with yall ducks (QUACKIN!)
I don't ever rap
only on stickpage
i forget to mention- at rappin im a level 41 sage.
haha this is so fun you have no idea.
May 18, 2008 6:33 AM #137254
this thread sucks
May 18, 2008 6:35 AM #137259
Quote from the Jawzthis thread sucks
Most of the raps do. They use the same rhyme schemes that their fourth grade english teachers taught them.
Mine aren't actually that well flowing. If my vocabulary was a little wider I could come up with something sick for sure.
May 18, 2008 6:41 AM #137266
use a thesaurus bro
May 18, 2008 6:43 AM #137267
Quote from the Jawzuse a thesaurus bro
See I was just thinking to myself about that. But I realized that I don't want to use a word I don't completely understand the meaning of, I'd feel like I'm cheating. I can use a thesaurus to study new vocabulary though.
May 18, 2008 6:46 AM #137269
Well, you could find a word that would fit in your rap, learn its meaning and then use it in the rap and gain +1 vocab.