Rap Wars

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May 19, 2008 1:11 AM #137845
Spazz is Black
Stuff is Asian
JukeJuke is Black
and I am Asian

Word, yo.
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May 19, 2008 1:19 AM #137851
Dude, I can't rap for crap I'll probably get a slap when I take a nap. I'm as white as you can get, my people trap fish in a net, after doing that we are set. I'm Swedish you know, every summer that's where I go, fo sho.

Wait, does the rapping have to be about SPP?
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May 19, 2008 1:27 AM #137854
Yo I'm Zulu

I am Canadian EH

I stared in South park

Yunno, the show with the teacher that says M'kay.

Uh...it rhymes, at least. Right?
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May 27, 2008 11:17 PM #142997
Eating roman noodles, all the time,
I have nothing to do, so i'll make a lame rhyme.
To me drinking water is very underrated.
It's almost as my next verse will be anticipated.
After all this posting, i'll go take a shower.
My mom is like He-Man, she's got all the power.
Twizzlers are my favorite candy.
on cartoon network, is billy and mandy.
Can't forget Grim because he is the shit.
I can't stand baseball, but i like to wear the mit.
This rhyme is gay, just like Clay Aiken.
Your mom pops so many pills, that she gets the shakin.
I'll end this post because i can't control my brain.
Time to play runescape and get that dragon slain.
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May 28, 2008 2:25 AM #143171
i laughed so hard
at the pathetic attempts
that you honkey ass white boys
been trying to present

to me, and im british
what the **** does that mean?
it means i shouldn't rap at all
but that doesn't stop me

and everyone knows the
mantis prays to kill
watch your head fall back
feel the blood spill

venomous spits, eyes
no suprise watch the murder
rap feel your body get blown
back, by me

or the keg-man
of the G R S M
don't know who we are?
take a note, get a pen

we're the newest shit
to hit your block and your street
here our raps blaze up
and our beats make you freeze

will i spit another verse
hell, why the **** not
making you cry like a baby
snuggled up in a cot

well it's time for some cotdeath
and im the killerkiller
the bloodspiller, rhyme filler
ice cold beat chiller

so you know who i am
you know my rap partner too
what you don't know is
that this rap, it aint through

you see I've always had a knack
for the verses to keep flowing
making rhymes spit back
without you even knowing

that as the verses go
and the raps keep coming
you've slowly been losing
this rap battle, loving

every spit that i swallow
and every beat that i box
all over your face like
pre pubescent chicken pox

but you're the virus
and i am the cure
'my cause is noble'
hell my cause aint pure

its to take down posers
producers who can't mix
make you feel like a whiny ass
cracker licking bitch

one more verse, i hear you scream
with the mic to your mouth
it don't becomes true, your dream
because for now, mantis out.

Repre-****ing-sent.

Rapname: Snake
DJname: La Zombie
Rap/Music group: GRSM - Grave Robbing Space Mushrooms (Consiste del Snake y Bumsy) (Consists of Snake and Bumsy) (Consists of Jake and Stephen) (Featuring Mantiscore and Kegman)

****ING BRACKETS, NIGGA!
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May 28, 2008 2:30 AM #143173
I got shitty metaphors
no beat and no rythym,
gotta be hard if you wanna get wit' 'em,
sit'em down next to a clown, do a reacharound
it's profound what can be found,
when you're standing on a pitcher's mound
can you hear the bleeding sound?
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May 28, 2008 2:33 AM #143176
Quote from Mantiscore
well it's time for some cotdeath


Quoted myself, for epicness.
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May 28, 2008 2:33 AM #143177
Quote from Mantiscore2
Quoted myself, for epicness.


Quoting Mantiscore, for the sake of quoting Mantiscore.
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May 28, 2008 5:55 AM #143276
Fuck rap, This crap
Real music is rock
If you disagree
Then suck my cock.

I'm white, thats right
I have no 'fro.
But music is for talent.
And raps no go.

Look at you, terrible.
incomparable
If you were me
You'd be somethin incredible.

Got brains?
Got style?
You better not waste it.
Wear chains?
Eight mile?
You're as smart as dog shit.
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May 28, 2008 9:03 AM #143307
Quote from Mantiscore2
Quoted myself, for epicness.


Quotein Mantiscore for quoting me.
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May 28, 2008 12:55 PM #143388
I never quoted you, you make NO SENSE.
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May 28, 2008 1:18 PM #143404
Quote from leedon
Fuck rap, This crap
Real music is rock
If you disagree
Then suck my cock.

I'm white, thats right
I have no 'fro.
But music is for talent.
And raps no go.

Look at you, terrible.
incomparable
If you were me
You'd be somethin incredible.

Got brains?
Got style?
You better not waste it.
Wear chains?
Eight mile?
You're as smart as dog shit.

I hate your rhymes
and your angry lines
you diss people for their taste
you are a waste

hell yes I disagree
and yet again you discriminate me
for having a thought, different than yours
I don't feel no regret and no remorse

put the cock jokes away
you're too young for this anyway
it's obvious your dick
is way too small and it makes me sick


WORRRRD
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May 28, 2008 1:45 PM #143415
Women rapping makes me lol.
...lol.
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May 28, 2008 2:13 PM #143419
rapping sucks
go **** a duck
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May 28, 2008 4:29 PM #143453
Jawz, why you hatin?
Quit perpetratin
Rappin is cool dude you gotta think quick
Why would I waste my time suckin yo dick?

I spend my time gettin my flows right
Why you wastin time insultin folks n smokin that crack pipe
Get off them drugs dude it aint what you seek
Gettin messed up only makin yo mind weak

I'm spittin here in the rap thread wantin to battle
Yo Mantiscore, you up for my challenge? You can't see me
My flows would smash you leavin you wit no teeth
Clean out yo mouf wit all that swearin
Yo vocab must be low if thats all you be blarin

I'm up, ready, for any type of duel
I'm out ya'll, til next time, stay koo


What what? In the butt!