My Noob Art

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blacktron

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May 18, 2008 2:49 AM #137088
Im new here and need tips on stick art. this is bad because im on my dads labtop and he only has paint.

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May 18, 2008 3:12 AM #137104
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MOTHER ****ING JIHAD! I'M CALLING THE FBI!

Oh, and your art sucks btw.
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May 18, 2008 3:31 AM #137118
Holy shit. Your a faggot. Stick figures aren't ****ing art.
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May 18, 2008 3:45 AM #137131
Ok then heres a burning taco IN HELL!

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May 18, 2008 3:46 AM #137133
It's better than the stick figures. Your not as much of a faggot now.
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May 18, 2008 3:53 AM #137136
i bet he just like got a picture of a taco then applied a couple filters.
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May 18, 2008 4:04 AM #137143
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It's better than the stick figures. Your not as much of a faggot now.
Mother ****er it's WORSE.

It's as funny as the super ****ing nooby "muffin" meme. A taco IS NOT ****ING FUNNY, FOOD IS NOT HUMOR...FOOD IS SHIT YOU EAT.
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May 18, 2008 4:09 AM #137145
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Holy fucking shit dude did you use oil pastels or some shit cause I want to learn how to fucking do shit like that, can you help me?

That shit is like, really good.

The TNT looks awesome.


Dude, I'm high as..I don't know. The moon or some shit.

And my ass itches, I don't know why. Someone Scratch it for me? Nah lol I'm just kidding, but if you want to scratch it you can. I won't mind..


Anyone else smell Tea? I do. Holy shit I want some TEA. I'll brb.







Fuck nvm we don't have any tea. But guys Am I acting noraml? Wtf a weird ass commerical is on tv about KY JElly or some shit dude. Fuck.


Anyone ever jacked off in their girlfriend's towels? Lol its funny.

Dude, I hate rednecks, but Larry the cable guy is kinda funny. Sort of. No what I mean? Offensive.

But Shit, Bill Hicks is the best ever, next to George Carlin.

I want to ride a rainbow. Don't you?

How long have I been cooking..I mean..typing..wtf. How long have I been typing this shit?



I think I have arthritis in my pinkey I think.

Hurts. And numb.

Well guys I'm going to go now, so peace.
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May 18, 2008 4:10 AM #137146
lol .
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May 18, 2008 4:13 AM #137153
Samoa Joe looks like a Cuban Steve Segal..
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May 18, 2008 4:14 AM #137154
Heres Indiana Jones!

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bum bum bum bam bumm bumm buuummm buum bum baa baa bumm bu bum bu bum!
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May 18, 2008 4:16 AM #137156
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Heres Indiana Jones!

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bum bum bum bam bumm bumm buuummm buum bum baa baa bumm bu bum bu bum!


I actucally lol'd.

What the fuck is wrong with me.
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May 18, 2008 4:17 AM #137157
What did you take krob?
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May 18, 2008 4:18 AM #137158
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What did you take krob?


What do you mean?




I didn't take anything.
I poured Marijuana butter on a bowl of rice and ate that shit.
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May 18, 2008 4:19 AM #137159
I just assumed.