Techmaru vs Nrg (RAP BATTLE)

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Thadius1995
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Dec 30, 2012 12:05 PM #834728
Quote from Fordz
I have undergone resurrection...

What's with the shit you've just said
Man, it looks like someone just pooped on your head
All those rhymes, might be spoken just like a boss
Though, that grammar is something I'd like to toss

I commit serial murder and I'll never let you free
My name is Fordz, yeah motherf*cker, maybe you've heard of me
I don't go to any school just to learn how to rap
Though, you just waste your money and you don't know how to fap

You call me bullshit though you know you're talking to yourself
I'd clobber you and lock you unto my dirty shelf
If you're talking about gays and faggots and such
C'mon you piece of shit, don't tell yourself much

I'm the rap master, thinking about dirty rhymes
Though, my parents are watching sometimes
That's why I can't really be full out
And let my dick stick into your mouth

Yeah, jk. Whatever...


hmmmmm, i hope we can keep this going, don't disappointing me, got it



ok, folks, enough with the gay jokes
especially from a gay broke bitch like yourself, ehh loke
your style is doo doo
you've been here longer than me, and i get more fans than you do
dawg, take a seat
why do you sound so starved out, opps, you in't got money to eat

yo yo, this guy cash his whole check
and bout one you ho ho
fu*king homo, little maggot, you can't hack it
your gay, just a faggot
a least you admits it
don't even risk it
you are starving to death
someone get him a BISCUIT

i don't know what they told you fords
your head must be stuck up your mothers boards
you think you've got the nerve to be black
no stick those shitty raps up your ass cra*k
take a look at your dam boots
GOOD-SAKES their starting to grow roots
on this mic, i get lade
you look like a pissed off rapper, you need aid

and why you fu*king all the gay guys G
when really you got the H I V
man i done with you dude, your're soft
i'll let xLycanx finish you off





totally joking here, still kidding
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Dec 30, 2012 12:14 PM #834736
fordz v.s thadius1995, in the uuuuuuultimate show down
fords waying 200 and 75 pounds, give up for fordz
aaannddd ladies and gentlemen, on the other side waying 200 and 85 pounds, itsssssss thadius1995

to night we are here at the WRB (WRESTLING RAP BATTLE) bringing you live from down town California,




lol, i am totally a actor
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Dec 30, 2012 1:10 PM #834783
Quote from Thadius1995
hmmmmm, i hope we can keep this going, don't disappointing me, got it



ok, folks, enough with the gay jokes
especially from a gay broke bitch like yourself, ehh loke
your style is doo doo
you've been here longer than me, and i get more fans than you do
dawg, take a seat
why do you sound so starved out, opps, you in't got money to eat

yo yo, this guy cash his whole check
and bout one you ho ho
fu*king homo, little maggot, you can't hack it
your gay, just a faggot
a least you admits it
don't even risk it
you are starving to death
someone get him a BISCUIT

i don't know what they told you fords
your head must be stuck up your mothers boards
you think you've got the nerve to be black
no stick those shitty raps up your ass cra*k
take a look at your dam boots
GOOD-SAKES their starting to grow roots
on this mic, i get lade
you look like a pissed off rapper, you need aid

and why you fu*king all the gay guys G
when really you got the H I V
man i done with you dude, your're soft
i'll let xLycanx finish you off





totally joking here, still kidding


LoL, you're enjoying this? <.<

I ain't joking you fucking nigga
You're just fucking yourself like I told ya
My style is cool and yours are like shit
I can easily throw you to the pit

I'm glad I have those damned checks
I'll be rich and you'll be begging
Alas, I'll just break your stiff neck
To make me rich, I'll throw you in the bagging

I ain't homo, you are girl
You're just someone like Justin Bieber
Simply, I'll make you twirl
Twirl, twirl, 'till you get a fever
Make you my prostitute to have pleasure anytime
'Cuz you don't match up with my rhymes

I know what they told me Thadiushit
I can date your momma and make her my meat
I ain't got mother boards you motherf*cker
I'm not a computer, I am an animator
I ain't pissed, it's simply my style
To rape you heavy and make you run a mile

I don't need some biscuit 'cuz I have the women
You're just some faggot, that can't even hold a fucking pen
You can't write, you can't sing, you can't dance, you can't rap
Another thing is that you don't know to fap!

I ain't a girl, you are a woman
You fuck like you're an ugly toucan
You're so idiotic you dummy
Now I'll sleep now, and drink with my milk, sleep with my honey.

*sigh* I ain't even good at rapping, lol. All of these, for fun.
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Dec 30, 2012 1:16 PM #834795
and its, fordz wahhooo, give it up for fords,
and now lets hear it thadius .....
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Dec 30, 2012 3:48 PM #834925
Quote from Fordz
LoL, you're enjoying this? <.<

I ain't joking you fucking nigga
You're just fucking yourself like I told ya
My style is cool and yours are like shit
I can easily throw you to the pit

I'm glad I have those damned checks
I'll be rich and you'll be begging
Alas, I'll just break your stiff neck
To make me rich, I'll throw you in the bagging

I ain't homo, you are girl
You're just someone like Justin Bieber
Simply, I'll make you twirl
Twirl, twirl, 'till you get a fever
Make you my prostitute to have pleasure anytime
'Cuz you don't match up with my rhymes

I know what they told me Thadiushit
I can date your momma and make her my meat
I ain't got mother boards you motherf*cker
I'm not a computer, I am an animator
I ain't pissed, it's simply my style
To rape you heavy and make you run a mile

I don't need some biscuit 'cuz I have the women
You're just some faggot, that can't even hold a fucking pen
You can't write, you can't sing, you can't dance, you can't rap
Another thing is that you don't know to fap!

I ain't a girl, you are a woman
You fuck like you're an ugly toucan
You're so idiotic you dummy
Now I'll sleep now, and drink with my milk, sleep with my honey.

*sigh* I ain't even good at rapping, lol.


yeah, i am injoying this, no one ever really stands up to me at a rap battles, so your on



i can't believe that i'm hearing
all this ravin' and ranting'
when you are dead fordz, i'll be left here standing
you need to get your food and take your ass back to work
your dreaming and using your corny ass raps to jerk

lock at you standing ther freezing like a dumb fuck
raping' away for food, you need a lunch truck
who want what, i'm pump up to get rolled up
i spit venom in every direction, soak some up

look at this fat ass trippa, sloppy sucker
you ugly mother f**ker, your pops should've wore rubber
stop rhyming, professer
next time leave that bullshit home on te dresser

speaking of dresses, you're dress up like a friut cake
when you travel, you probally pack panties in your suitcase
made out of lace from victoria's secret
if ten men came in a cup, you would probally drink it
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Dec 30, 2012 3:52 PM #834934
Uuooooooh, ladies and getlemen, make some noiseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
now i want a clean battle, the next round's up peoples, stay tune
:D:D
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Dec 30, 2012 3:56 PM #834943
Quote from Leokill
Yo' all o' yo' suck yo'!

Lemme show how yo' supposed to do this mayng...


Tea.
I drink that.

Anime.
I watch that.

Art.
I draw that.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOHHHH
Image
(But I'm not a rapper.)


I vote him....classic....bravo,bravo,bravo
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Dec 30, 2012 4:11 PM #834964
What happened this got off topic wasn't this suppose to be about wither who raps were dope between Techmaru
NrgFA, which btw both sound pretty bad from start to finish Though drone you and lycan were rapn' good.
People were off topic.
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Dec 30, 2012 4:13 PM #834965
nope,this is on topic,it's about rap
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Dec 30, 2012 4:16 PM #834969
Well everyone that did rap is ass they should retire early epically Fordz.
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Dec 30, 2012 4:25 PM #834986
i agree on the fordz part but, this isn't of topic, techmaru and nrgfa is letting us come here and rap
read the thread porperly
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Dec 30, 2012 4:25 PM #834987
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Well everyone that did rap is ass they should retire early epically Fordz.


Mirrors,are you trying to be mean? Because apparrently,everyone here is horrible from your prespective.Just leave this thread,because you have nothing nice to say about the people here.You probally can't rap,either.
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Dec 30, 2012 4:26 PM #834992
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Mirrors,are you trying to be mean? Because apparrently,everyone here is horrible from your prespective.Just leave this thread,because you have nothing nice to say about the people here.You probally can't rap,either.


I wish there was a thumbs up button like youtube, but no.
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Dec 30, 2012 4:28 PM #834994
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leokill
i think you were a little hard on the negro
so was mr drone, quik and groundxero
those guys keep screeming, there paranoid
qiuk,,,,go and get your self and steroid
blabedy bloom blah, blum blabedy bloom blah
you shitty rap sounds like, hipbudy hoopla
drone you got a tanktop, or a new bra
lol, snoop dogg, just got a fu*king boob job
did you listen to the last post meat head
your're saying the same shit that he said
matta fact dog, get a pencil
go home, write shit, and make it suspenceful
and don't come back until somthing dope hits you
fuck it, take a nusery rhyme book with you
lol, looking like a cyclone hit you
crazy laugh sig screaming, I DON'T FIT YOU
you see how far you're dum fans get you
dum dope, it only takes me just to dis you
lotto qiuk and groundxero
i can get the 7 digits from you moms tomorrow






totally joking here
just kiding aroung here
seriously joking



Ha.

Enjoy your serving.

EDIT:

The song: http://www.fileize.com/view/782072fa-584/

The lyrics:

I was too hard you say? Well that's just too bad, cuz imma go even harder on this yo' LIKE I'M MAD!
My flow's like a river but no, not one of water, no my flows like a river of blood, because I slaughter.


Yea I said slaughter you heard right. And I'm a man of my word so strap your seatbelts and sit tight, it's alright.
I'll apply my rap-tastic abilities. I'll use your agony to fuel my symphonies.

Bitch you shoulda' brought a mic to fight me with your puny rhymes don't match my grimy lines that I can spit at you, you little shit
I'll just annihilate, obliterate your second rate raps. You shoulda' thought before you went and spat your crap on my doormat.

You say you're joking, well aren't you one fucking funny comedian, so sophisticated, I almost thought you were saudi-arabian.
I can't get enough of your feeble attempts, babbling n' fumbling, look at my sig, read it, There's beauty in your suffering
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Dec 30, 2012 4:28 PM #834997
You must have missed the previous thread where i said drone and lycan are the only one that can rap good.