i eat chicken biscuts
i fuck your biscuits
you beefing?
im Fuck you
fuck you

LOL. so you mean to tell me this whole rap thing is over when either of them reaches 100 points, and then none of us can rap anymore?
oh well, i see im tied with imada so..

to Imada:
while these two pussy bitches battle (fordz and thadius) Mark expects us to dissapear like an iguana
Nigga fuck this thread, fuck yo house, fuck yo momma, stop actin like a damn prima donna.
I dont give fuck about my structure, cause thats how i flow.
Imada im finna fuck yo ass up, you already know.

damn its hot in here, feels like a sauna
not from you bitch, from me, im hotter then hot sauce from Louisiana
go back to africa bitch, adopt some lil niggas like Madonna
before i trash yo ass like botswana and smoke you like marijuana.

Nigga you poopoo, nobody sucks like you do
and from my point of view,
im finna fuck yo ass up in this battle,
no need for judical review

you see, my rhymes are toxic, like cyanide
Ima go Roman on yo ass, have you crucified
HA! i feel so alive so bitch you better abide before we collide
imma leave yo ass dead in the street and make it look like a suicide.

you a quarter back, and you finna get blitzed.
heres my pussy bitch list: Fordz, Thadius, NrgFA, and you, you get my drift?
you fuckin ugly bro, you need a face lift.
or change your whole face and get a new one as a gift
heres some paper, put it on your wish list.

I fall asleep on your raps, like a cop on a late night shift,
im kill yo ass quick, trust me, it'll be swift
IF this is 300,
im Leonidas and yo ass finna get kicked in the pit so split you pussy bitch prick.
yo momma so fat when she went swimming in the ocean, she caused continental drift.

lol fordz and thadius may think they the best
but they still suckin on they momma breast.
they think they better than the rest.
only cuz Zinx3rd, TemnaShinobiLeo, MysticalJutsu, and the rest of stickpage havent showed up yet.

I was bored and noticed that the beginning of one track from Hellsing sounds a bit like a rap beat, so I decided to try to do a short rap to it. The lyrics are supposed to be from the perspective of Alucard, the main character of the series. (And it's filled with references to Hellsing: Abridged series too.)

So yeah, might as well drop it off here, before the thread dies.

Original soundtrack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4DxBsMijGY

Recording: http://www15.zippyshare.com/v/47026361/file.html

I sink my teeth in to this beat like sink my dick in them hoes.
Spill that crimson goodness all on the floor for the crows.

Sacrilegious, unholy, I'll kill my enemies slowly.
Monster beyond comprehension from the dimension of pain!

Demented hellhound, deathbringer, I'm the fucking hell-singer.
Chewing bitches up like beef jerky, I'll fuck the fear turkey.

I bathe in the blood of my enemies, making the catholic church my bottom bitch and now I'm gonna fuck you with my crucifix!

lolsryIwasbored

Quote from xLycanx

ohhh so thats how your raps flow. that was pretty good man. what kind of mic you use?

Thanks and Idk, it's just some random Sony mic.

Quote from Leokill

I was bored and noticed that the beginning of one track from Hellsing sounds a bit like a rap beat, so I decided to try to do a short rap to it. The lyrics are supposed to be from the perspective of Alucard, the main character of the series. (And it's filled with references to Hellsing: Abridged series too.)

So yeah, might as well drop it off here, before the thread dies.

Original soundtrack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4DxBsMijGY

Recording: http://www15.zippyshare.com/v/47026361/file.html

I sink my teeth in to this beat like sink my dick in them hoes.
Spill that crimson goodness all on the floor for the crows.

Sacrilegious, unholy, I'll kill my enemies slowly.
Monster beyond comprehension from the dimension of pain!

Demented hellhound, deathbringer, I'm the fucking hell-singer.
Chewing bitches up like beef jerky, I'll fuck the fear turkey.

I bathe in the blood of my enemies, making the catholic church my bottom bitch and now I'm gonna fuck you with my crucifix!

lolsryIwasbored

lol, thats fucking awesome leokill you rap so good

Mark XD:UNBELIEVABLE! Look at Fordz go!! Nrgfa gave him a strong hit to the chest to start it off,but Fordz comes back with a finisher's blow! What a hit! The winner is-
Nrgfa:Ugh
MarkXD-Fordz:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Nrgfa:I ain't giving up just yet.....
Fordz: >:O

Yo listen up Fordz you sucker
You sucka' with the weaponz
You can shoot all you want,but I'm the jugger
Imma squash you to death cuz I'm tha "Death Hugger"

You better listen now cuz ya gonna get educated
So listen carefully to whats about to be stated
I can see you right now on the loser team
Trust meh,Im saying this to blow of steem
I take back what I said about Thadius
He's the one I plan to redeem

He might be an eminem imatation
but he still rocked the train station
he just ran out of ryhmes
Cuz he is not all shines
but a respected man
hes so hot I got tan
In fact Imma thadius fan
Ya' hear that,Sakura-chan?

This all started on a poll
the battle then began to toll
We had Mark XD
Who is now a referee
We are standing in the arena
Your as beautiful as a balarena
Wearin' you purse on your shoulder
But the weathers makin' you colder
Imma deliver the next knock
Yo brains gonna be all Tic'toc
And if you you win
Imma be in shock
and your head is as metal as TIN!


Mark XD: OOOOOOOOH! Nrg just did a round-house kick to the face,and made Fordz go out of place! But this doesn't look done just yet! What is your bet?

CALL NOW TO VOTE! lol

Yeah, right Mark. Like I told you I suck at making my own raps. But thanks lol. I got another one. and bitch, I'm doing another rap, lol. Put me in that round you're talkin about

To Nrg (no offense man. This is just a game. :D)

Come on, let's play a game of Russian Roulette
Get ready for your death
You pitiful, hopeless pig
Ain't your dick isn't big?

Watch the rivers flow with blood
I've seen your body, in the red flood.
You cannot even speak English properly
Shall I kill you slowly and painfully?

As the rudeboy bass mashes up the place.
Hope you've seen the look on your face!
You're a pitiful hopeless bitch
You ate fish that tastes like bleach

Here am I at the top of the world
As the sun goes down you can't say a word
A raven lands at your shoulder
As you have been shot by a soldier

Don't look at your back
Before you get smacked
By the great powerful brofist
And drown you down at the mist.

Getting lost,
Unable to boast.
Giving a fuck
Lending a buck
Welcome to the jungle
Getting blocked by a bundle
Seeking some flows
He's fired by the boss
Soaking the soap before it floats
Having the guts to kick butts
Think you have the balls
To enter the halls?
Giving you strength
Your penis got no length
Expanding through the bitter end
Oh, how'd you got sent?
You fell down from heaven
Got shitted in the head by a raven
As you hear the bell
You go down to hell
Feeling the flame
Your soul cannot blame
Oh, God what a shame
In hell, you came
I'll pulverize you to pieces
See the hammer before it seizes.
Look around you
They hate you too
You like no one
You're the last man
Say goodbye to everybody
As your soul leaves your body!

-End

No offense, Nrg. c:

"The Hardcore Gangsta Style "Fuk Wit Me" Rap Thread"
LOL

Come on Mark,you leaving me out?
C'mon,you couldn't of gave me a shout?
Now I'm depressed,I guess I forfeit
I want to be on the top
but I need to learn when to stop
I wasn't good enough for season one
I was so stupid that I should be shunned
I admit it now,Lycan beat me fair and square
You wanna talk back to him?Don't even dare
Hes a rap master
He can win faster
I thought I could beat him
but I was too naive,
To him,I'm tiny tim
I was messin' with a beast

As for Fordz,I thought I could win
But he was too good
Give up,I would
He and Thadius
they had their gangster pods
They both ripped me apart like a caged dog
I was stupid enough
to think I was tuff
But it appears all three are tough
to tough for me....

Yeah,I suck at rapping....

EDIT: YEAH SEASON TWO BUT STILL,I SUCKED AT SEASON ONE,BUT YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

T-T-T-Time to step up my game
I need to make a change
a new tactic
back to back that's how we should rap this
I'm ready for my practice
Gotta get up, I'll never back down
ya see me now
You see me how?
I'm to fast for ya
ill turn out the lights
its not bright for ya
best be that you walk away
this is my way

:P

Here I am
Ain't givin' no damn.
Can't even win a debate
Now wanting to forfeit?
Oh, how pitiful, master
Think you're owned by a hamster!

I've stacked down every photo
Though you, my friend got no motto
This hamster is named Omnitron
Now you're free to have sex with Megatron!

Make me a sandwich
I'll turn you into a fucking witch
This is the rap of a gangsta
Now start kissing Medusa.

You're the great
I'm the best
Ain't got no mate
Ain't got no jest
Sorry, I can't give a fuck
Now you're more pitiful than a duck
You stupid pitiful worthless cunt


Psyche!
Your chance is no more!
So fuck yourself you fucking whore!
You should have known
You're cast to stone
As you look to the eyes of Medusa
You may now leave the gangsta.

This is for Leokill!
The guy that you wanna feel!
How this guy get his skill?
Oh, he just picked up that skills I spill.

This is suicide season!
Kill yourself without any reason!
You just realized that nobody likes you
And nobody's out there to save you
Get away!
Get off the way!
I am the king of the road
You're just a toad!
I'd tear you down
Please, don't frown
Lie down, man
Your angel wings may span
Before that, let me introduce the flood
This is the river of blood
You so desire...
Now get yourself ready to see the fire
Hearing the sacred bell
You're going down to hell!
This is the face you deserve
Now Satan is whom you shall serve
Forever
And ever

-Yeah too blasphemous. But whatever...

Need to work on that,omni


for season two:
yo everybody
I'm startin' season two
so you betta' calm down
before I come after you!

Listen up,yobroman
your going to be hurt
Your gonna get banned
you little peice of dirt

as for fordz the ninja
you suck the most
i'll win against ya
so I got reason to boast

I dun like sounding mean
but I love saying this
my raps are clean
i'll hook you like a fish

Mark XD,always so nice to me
this comes out cuz i let it
but the real rapper is NRGeee
and don't you forget it!

lolwut

GET READY FOR ME.

Nrg FA
Im gonna chase you down like a lazer beam
Cause your so far off from being reem
I thought I taught you a lesson but you didnt redeem
You couldnt rap if you read it off a computer screen


And Nrg I thought I toaught you a lesson
But obviously, your not gonna start a confession
I put you through the paces in just one session
Your rhymes are so whack there gonna start a recession


Im sure that this will get me up
Cause your rhymes are so nasty closeup
Im gonna drink you like tea out of a cup
So I bid you a farewell and say "sup"


You cant rap without using the infinitive
All your doing is being inquisitive
Your raps are so repetitive
Being defective
My mouth is full of words, unlimited

Unllimited, I see
Well get ready for me
Cos I can take it up to inifinity
I've got enough swag for CBBC
You've heard of me before
Flamr Anims Ltd.

Imada,
Your lifes a joke
Of course your broke
Maybe if your nice I'll give you my old coat
Life's not fair is what people say
But it will be once I join the fray.

Anybody thinking they can beat me
Come at me and my widescreen tv.