As long as I am using the dildo on somebody else XD


Would you rather have taste buds on your hands or your feet?

That's a good one, definitely feet. Think about all of the things you touch with your hands every day, that'd get gross pretty quickly.


Would you rather know how you're going to die, or when you're going to die?

Never speaking, I could at least write out my thoughts.

Would you rather:
Live your life with your favourite dish/desert/snack whatever edible thing you enjoy the most out of all, just centimeters away from your reach at all times and yet, you could never eat it for some unknown reason,

or

Live your life knowing that you would lose your memory every 5 days. After that time, you knew you had lost your memory, you would feel that the people you knew and things you did were somehow familiar and yet, you just couldn't remember, no matter how hard your tried.

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Never speaking, I could at least write out my thoughts.

Would you rather:
Live your life with your favourite dish/desert/snack whatever edible thing you enjoy the most out of all, just centimeters away from your reach at all times and yet, you could never eat it for some unknown reason,

or

Live your life knowing that you would lose your memory every 5 days. After that time, you knew you had lost your memory, you would feel that the people you knew and things you did were somehow familiar and yet, you just couldn't remember, no matter how hard your tried.

Desert out of range.

Would you rather have a 1356444 foot erection or eat 99999 sausages

sausages

Have a dick on each of your but cheeks
or
have a dick on each of your cheeks
or
have a dick horn on your forehead

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sausages

Have a dick on each of your but cheeks
or
have a dick on each of your cheeks
or
have a dick horn on your forehead

DICK BUT CHEEKS. If I walk backwards, accidental buttsex if I hit a lady at the right angle

Would you rather
become a weeping angel

or

turn into a dalek

or

be turned into an ood

Weeping angel. Idfk what any of those things are, but that sounds coolest.

Would you rather get a list of the names of all the people you hate tattooed down your arms, back, and chest

OR

Be forced to forever sing the five songs you hate most.

Tatoo. I can burn them off my skin if necessary while LOVING THE PAIN!!!

would you rather be forced to lick an alpacas butt hole.....10 times
or
Consume a whole pound of assorted, juicy, uncooked insects.

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Tatoo. I can burn them off my skin if necessary while LOVING THE PAIN!!!

would you rather be forced to lick an alpacas butt hole.....10 times
or
Consume a whole pound of assorted, juicy, uncooked insects.

Definitely Alpacas >.>

Would you rather,
be able to teleport but then painfully vomit every time you do so
or
be able to projectile vomit and teleport where ever it lands?

HAHAHAHA thats hilarious, but I think id be able to teleport further than i can throw up, so that would be pointless teleporting like half a meter or something,i choose
teleporting where ever i want then painfully throwing up

would you rather
experience life 50 times slower,but everyone else around you is normal or cut your life short by 50 percent?

Second one, I think I would go mad.

Would you rather revive all your dead pets or revive an old grandparent (or if it's alive, great-grandparent)

pets

apple
or
android?

Android. Hands down.

Hands. Idk wtf i'll do with downs.
would you rather get slapped across the face with a keyboard or be hit multiple times with a mouse.

Keyboard, small things like a mouse hurt because they can be swung around at high speeds.

Would you rather dye your hair every color of the rainbow and keep it that way for the rest of your life

or

Wear only rainbow-colored clothing for the rest of your life (this includes shoes, socks, and undergarments as well as outer wear)