As long as I am using the dildo on somebody else XD
Would you rather have taste buds on your hands or your feet?
Quote from SJCRPVNever speaking, I could at least write out my thoughts.
Would you rather:
Live your life with your favourite dish/desert/snack whatever edible thing you enjoy the most out of all, just centimeters away from your reach at all times and yet, you could never eat it for some unknown reason,
or
Live your life knowing that you would lose your memory every 5 days. After that time, you knew you had lost your memory, you would feel that the people you knew and things you did were somehow familiar and yet, you just couldn't remember, no matter how hard your tried.
Quote from Atomicapplesausages
Have a dick on each of your but cheeks
or
have a dick on each of your cheeks
or
have a dick horn on your forehead
Quote from CruelTatoo. I can burn them off my skin if necessary while LOVING THE PAIN!!!
would you rather be forced to lick an alpacas butt hole.....10 times
or
Consume a whole pound of assorted, juicy, uncooked insects.