Since Apex failed to follow the rules, I guess I'll answer Yun.

Woody. He is smaller, and would therefore hurt less.

Would you rather be forced to cut off your own genitals, cook them, and consume them
OR
Be forced to have sex with a woman with razors in her vagina/a man with a penis covered in razors.

Genital mutilation is always a fun topic.

EDIT: He edited his post after I posted. Sneaky fucker :3

Consume genitals.

Turn into a photon or a neutron?

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Would you rather cut yourself self open, use your intestines as a rope to climb to the top of mount Everest and Jump off
or
Have coitus with your daughter that has just come back in time from the future

oh lol Yun when I look at that reply above and your avatar beside it. It kinda makes you seem pissed off.

Coitus, at least it doesn't kill me.

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Since Apex failed to follow the rules, I guess I'll answer Yun.

Woody. He is smaller, and would therefore hurt less.

Would you rather be forced to cut off your own genitals, cook them, and consume them
OR
Be forced to have sex with a woman with razors in her vagina/a man with a penis covered in razors.

Genital mutilation is always a fun topic.

Cut off. In both cases I lose my genitals, only here it hurts less, and I get a free meal! (That didn't sound right O: )

Would you rather:
Slowly and painfully end your own life while your loved ones survive.
or
Mercifully end the life of your loved ones yet you survive.

Because my question got passed and was never answered,

Electron or proton or neutron or proton? Which would you rather be?

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Would you rather:
Slowly and painfully end your own life while your loved ones survive.
or
Mercifully end the life of your loved ones yet you survive.

End my own life. I'd hate to see my loved ones die.

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Because my question got passed and was never answered,

Electron or proton or neutron or proton? Which would you rather be?

Uh, neutron. Don't ask why...


Would you rather :
Be tortured severely by Jack the Killer, Herbert the Pervert, and Woody or be forced to do the Miami Pain Olympics?

Pain Olympics. Not sure how, but I can just tone out pain to some extent.

Atom or quark?

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That's tough. I would say eat till 90. As much as there are really good food out there, I'm a sucker for the common junk and there's more to life than eating well and living well anyways.

Would you rather believe god doesn't exist or that we don't?

shiiit good question son!... do we even truly exist to begin with if God exists on another plane of "life"o.O
IMO!!! life would be meaningless without God, so id rather we don't exist.

would you rather go to hell and have to pass grueling tests to go to heaven?
or
live immortally on Earth till end of time but no one else is immortal?

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shiiit good question son!... do we even truly exist to begin with if God exists on another plane of "life"o.O
IMO!!! life would be meaningless without God, so id rather we don't exist.

would you rather go to hell and have to pass grueling tests to go to heaven?
or
live immortally on Earth till end of time but no one else is immortal?

When I think about it, it's a really tough decision. Living immortally til the end of time is gonna be grueling 30 million years of seeing destruction and shit until our sun goes to a red giant. Going through the most horrifying and painful tests just to escape Hell is something even more grueling.

Gonna have to go with the 2nd decision.


Would you rather eat Burger King for the rest of your life, all 3 meals a day, or eat McDonalds for a year, 3 meals a day, supersized.

DEFINITLEY eat McDonalds. They have salty french fries(diabetes much?) and the best chicken strips. I used to eat their hamburgers until I tried the chicken strips.


Would you rather have an ugly girl,but has a REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY nice body,or have a cute girl

cute girl. you didn't say she COULDNT have a nice body as well. xD

Would you rather be a hard core brony and have watched every episode of that show.
or
be a belieber....

Brony. And I have already watched every episode. :p

Would you rather have mutilated genitals after having an orgy or be a virgin without hands?

The second one is actually bearable, lol.

Would you rather withstand hyperthermia or hypothermia for 3 hours?