Well today in L.A the class was reading a play about Anne Frank.
Anne was going on about something along the lines of
"Girls my age have changes in there bodies, and now I have a special thing I like to keep secret, besides the pains, I think its a miracle."

Our teacher told us to infer what she was talking about. I immediately had an idea in my head but I thought I was just being perverted.

Turns out my perv thinking was correct, and the class then went into a 10 minute discussion about menstrual cycles.

Ill definitely remember that for a while.

Now flood the place with funny sarcastic and anti semitic jokes.

I don't really see how this is awkward, but okay.

Yeah, I was pretty awkward too in the 7th grade.

When you move into higher-level science and philosophy classes, you'll have moments much worse than theses. In philosophy, we had an hour-long argument about the problem of evil and how it relates to God and the Devil.

In Holocaust class, we saw a movie about Auschwitz. At the end of the movie, my friend put his hand up and asked the teacher, "This is just a theory, right? You expect us to believe that this actually happened, right?"

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Yeah, I was pretty awkward too in the 7th grade.

When you move into higher-level science and philosophy classes, you'll have moments much worse than theses. In philosophy, we had an hour-long argument about the problem of evil and how it relates to God and the Devil.

In Holocaust class, we saw a movie about Auschwitz. At the end of the movie, my friend put his hand up and asked the teacher, "This is just a theory, right? You expect us to believe that this actually happened, right?"

Lol some dude in my class asked
"Why did Hitler choose to do the holocaust during WWII?"
Me and my friends all face palmed at the same time.


And what made it more awkward was when my teacher was elaborating on it
"I don't really understand what she meant when she said 'the pains' "
And then some of the girls said
"Oh no it hurts."

I tuned them out before they started talking about tampons vs. Pads or some mess.


And then when I said
"What type of class is this"

My teacher said
"Well Michael you have to accept one day you'll have a wife and you'll have to feel sympathy for her and go out and buy Maxi pads and stuff."

And I replied with

"Nope, once a month I leave the house and go over to a friends for the day."

yeah 'cause it lasts a day ಠ_ಠ

Omg. I lold so badly. You nasty teenagers.

This girl kept touching my hair once in English and I looked back and it was a dude.
yup.
(Not really that awkz but to me it was. I try to stay away from that one guy.)

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yeah 'cause it lasts a day ಠ_ಠ

At least for me it lasts normally 3 days... of intense pain D:

I read somewhere that it equals to receive a kick in the balls, but have that pain the whole day, for 3 days ._.

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I read somewhere that it equals to receive a kick in the balls, but have that pain the whole day, for 3 days ._.

If that were true you would be absolutely non-functional. Women would be bedridden 10% of the time.

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If that were true you would be absolutely non-functional. Women would be bedridden 10% of the time.

Tis' true, getting hit in the nuts hurts like a muther wubber.

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Lol some dude in my class asked
"Why did Hitler choose to do the holocaust during WWII?"
Me and my friends all face palmed at the same time.


And what made it more awkward was when my teacher was elaborating on it
"I don't really understand what she meant when she said 'the pains' "
And then some of the girls said
"Oh no it hurts."

I tuned them out before they started talking about tampons vs. Pads or some mess.


And then when I said
"What type of class is this"

My teacher said
"Well Michael you have to accept one day you'll have a wife and you'll have to feel sympathy for her and go out and buy Maxi pads and stuff."

And I replied with

"Nope, once a month I leave the house and go over to a friends for the day."

Fuck this awkward ass shit.

That moment when someone accidentally touches your balls during a fight. Happened to me once and we were both like:

And then the fight stops.

That doesn't seem that bad.
Back when I was in high school in my Biology class that we never did any work in we all decided to have a classroom discussion in which we rated everyone on a scale of 1-10. There was this girl that I sort of had something for at the time and everyone thought she was attractive. Everyone proceeded to give her nine's and ten's, and when they looked at me sand said, "what would you give her", leaning back in my seat with the most honest and plain look on my face I replied and said "my dick". That is sort of what built my high school popularity as everyone in the class thought it was the funniest shit ever.

I hate when bitches complain about period cramps. If you ever plan on having kids god forbid you do it naturally because that pain in comparison will kill you.

I can't think of anything awkward I've done, but during my spare two days ago some guy sat beside my and talked about music for a while. Seemed like a chill guy but kept repeating my name at the end of each sentence. He asked for my number so I gave it to him since I generally ignore people on there anyway. For the rest of the school day/evening I kept getting texts like "I'm gonna make you wet if you give me a chance." So I hid in the basement washroom until school was over.

Man, Solister, the things I would do to you...

See, coming from you that's perfectly fine. Wanted, even.
But this guy had the intelligence of someone who has gone through decades of inbreeding.