Haha I'm not falling for that again

Quote from Jeff

Haha I'm not falling for that again

Oh come on, how can you still be upset about that?

I don't care what you think, it was fucking hilarious when I yelled "DEAR JEFF, YOU HAVE RECEIVED AN INFRACTION AT STICKPAGE FORUMS. REASON: FLAMING" immediately afterwards. It's not my fault you can't appreciate a pun that works on at least three different levels.

Quote from Hewitt

Okay I'll bite, what's a flaming rudolph?

It's where you fuck someone from behind until they're just about to orgasm, then you stop, put a pair of fake antlers on their head, punch them in the nose and then start them on fire.

Quote from Jeff

I have like a meta fetish. I'm drawn to the idea of fulfilling other people's fetishes to the best of my ability. I subscribe to the policy that I'll try anything at least once, because you never know what you mind find enjoyable, and the answer might surprise you.

THIS, THIS x1000.

Big tits, #WINNING
Light skinned girls, #WINNING
Rough sex(Hitting,scratching,biting), #WINNING
ANAL SEX, #TOTALLY WINNING TO THE MAX

No babies from Anal plus its tighter .
I like getting bitten even on my head a bit...

I'm a trifling guy, lol !

I get turned on when my ass is grabbed, even if a guy does it...
But I prefer if a girl does it...

Also flat dark skinned black women make my cock harder than rock...

Also I find some asian male faces a reminder of an old girlfriend I used to have and i sorta- yeah it's fucking weird...
Don't say shit Leo, not a fucking word...

Tight dresses and legs.

Quote from Exilement

It's where you fuck someone from behind until they're just about to orgasm, then you stop, put a pair of fake antlers on their head, punch them in the nose and then start them on fire.

This is why we need a 'like' button.

Furries,Bondage,Gangbangs,Teachers,Hitomi J-cup,Dark hair,Lube, screamers, Big asses and, Girls i could possible break like really skinny girls not Anerexic.

:/ That's it i thought my list would be bigger i will probably fap in like 20 mins and find something new...

3 edits Jesus Christ

After reading that second sentence then looking at your sig, I laughed for ten minutes straight.

I like girls that are smaller in size, both in general body size AND in the chest area. I dont mean like younger, but just....smaller. Petite.
Idk why. Just always have.

Quote from Shensurei

I like girls that are smaller in size, both in general body size AND in the chest area. I dont mean like younger, but just....smaller. Petite.
Idk why. Just always have.

Shenny-kuun can't handle all that ass, huh ?

Quote from Yukio

Furries,Bondage,Gangbangs,Teachers,Hitomi J-cup,Dark hair,Lube, screamers, Big asses and, Girls i could possible break like really skinny girls not Anerexic.

:/ That's it i thought my list would be bigger i will probably fap in like 20 mins and find something new...

3 edits Jesus Christ

#HYPERULTRAOMNIMEGA WINNING !

Quote from Quik

I get turned on when my ass is grabbed, even if a guy does it...
But I prefer if a girl does it...

Also flat dark skinned black women make my cock harder than rock...

Also I find some asian male faces a reminder of an old girlfriend I used to have and i sorta- yeah it's fucking weird...
Don't say shit Leo, not a fucking word...

Lol huh?
So If I palmed your ass you'd get a steel ?
Intriguing ....

Quote from 7cashmoney7

Shenny-kuun can't handle all that ass, huh ?

Not that I can't handle it, I just don't like it.
It's just not something I find attractive :I

Virgin,Rape...
What have I become!?

anal,blowjob(both me and her),shaved,long hair blonde/black,girls,dark,long legs,good feet,shaved,short than my height,piercings on belly buttons or nose(not rings)big ass/breasts

thats pretty much it

Quote from Dafuq

anal,blowjob(both me and her),shaved,long hair blonde/black,girls,dark,long legs,good feet,shaved,short than my height,piercings on belly buttons or nose(not rings)big ass/breasts

thats pretty much it

Oh ok well if that's all.
I like lolis and stuff...