Haha I'm not falling for that again

Quote from Jeff

Haha I'm not falling for that again

Oh come on, how can you still be upset about that?

I don't care what you think, it was fucking hilarious when I yelled "DEAR JEFF, YOU HAVE RECEIVED AN INFRACTION AT STICKPAGE FORUMS. REASON: FLAMING" immediately afterwards. It's not my fault you can't appreciate a pun that works on at least three different levels.

Quote from Hewitt

Okay I'll bite, what's a flaming rudolph?

It's where you fuck someone from behind until they're just about to orgasm, then you stop, put a pair of fake antlers on their head, punch them in the nose and then start them on fire.

Quote from Jeff

I have like a meta fetish. I'm drawn to the idea of fulfilling other people's fetishes to the best of my ability. I subscribe to the policy that I'll try anything at least once, because you never know what you mind find enjoyable, and the answer might surprise you.

THIS, THIS x1000.

I get turned on when my ass is grabbed, even if a guy does it...
But I prefer if a girl does it...

Also flat dark skinned black women make my cock harder than rock...

Also I find some asian male faces a reminder of an old girlfriend I used to have and i sorta- yeah it's fucking weird...
Don't say shit Leo, not a fucking word...

Tight dresses and legs.

Quote from Exilement

It's where you fuck someone from behind until they're just about to orgasm, then you stop, put a pair of fake antlers on their head, punch them in the nose and then start them on fire.

This is why we need a 'like' button.

Furries,Bondage,Gangbangs,Teachers,Hitomi J-cup,Dark hair,Lube, screamers, Big asses and, Girls i could possible break like really skinny girls not Anerexic.

:/ That's it i thought my list would be bigger i will probably fap in like 20 mins and find something new...

3 edits Jesus Christ

After reading that second sentence then looking at your sig, I laughed for ten minutes straight.

I like girls that are smaller in size, both in general body size AND in the chest area. I dont mean like younger, but just....smaller. Petite.
Idk why. Just always have.

Quote from Shensurei

I like girls that are smaller in size, both in general body size AND in the chest area. I dont mean like younger, but just....smaller. Petite.
Idk why. Just always have.

Shenny-kuun can't handle all that ass, huh ?

Quote from Yukio

Furries,Bondage,Gangbangs,Teachers,Hitomi J-cup,Dark hair,Lube, screamers, Big asses and, Girls i could possible break like really skinny girls not Anerexic.

:/ That's it i thought my list would be bigger i will probably fap in like 20 mins and find something new...

3 edits Jesus Christ

#HYPERULTRAOMNIMEGA WINNING !

Quote from Quik

I get turned on when my ass is grabbed, even if a guy does it...
But I prefer if a girl does it...

Also flat dark skinned black women make my cock harder than rock...

Also I find some asian male faces a reminder of an old girlfriend I used to have and i sorta- yeah it's fucking weird...
Don't say shit Leo, not a fucking word...

Lol huh?
So If I palmed your ass you'd get a steel ?
Intriguing ....

Quote from 7cashmoney7

Shenny-kuun can't handle all that ass, huh ?

Not that I can't handle it, I just don't like it.
It's just not something I find attractive :I

Virgin,Rape...
What have I become!?

anal,blowjob(both me and her),shaved,long hair blonde/black,girls,dark,long legs,good feet,shaved,short than my height,piercings on belly buttons or nose(not rings)big ass/breasts

thats pretty much it

Quote from Dafuq

anal,blowjob(both me and her),shaved,long hair blonde/black,girls,dark,long legs,good feet,shaved,short than my height,piercings on belly buttons or nose(not rings)big ass/breasts

thats pretty much it

Oh ok well if that's all.
I like lolis and stuff...