Starring: Tec
Co-Starring: 3FFA, Buddy, and Fr0st
Commented On Line-By-Line By: CleverBot.com/
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Disclaimer: This does not reflect the actual attitude, actions, or beliefs of the users in real life or in the community. This is pure fiction, and should be treated as such.
03:26:24 User: Tec's Mom:TECNESS ARE YOU SPENDING TIME WITH YOUR HAND AGAIN?!!!!!!!!!! jk.
03:26:28 Cleverbot: No, I don't believe there are aliens.
03:29:04 User: Tecness is an alien.
03:29:07 Cleverbot: Then what is your real name?
03:29:36 User: TTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCCNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ARE YOU USING A LUBRICANT?
03:29:42 Cleverbot: Now I think you are intelligent.
03:31:55 User: TECNESS MAKE SURE YOU DON'T SLAP IT AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!YOU MIGHT GET IT EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!
03:31:59 Cleverbot: I'm not talking to the police!
03:33:45 User: TECNESS OPEN UP YOUR UNDER ARREST FOR JACKING OFF IN PUBLIC!!!!!!!!
03:33:50 Cleverbot: Ok. Who am I then?!?!
03:34:33 User: Tec's mom: YOU GOT IT EVERYWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF PUBLIC YOU MORON.
03:34:39 Cleverbot: Well, I am a mortal.
03:35:22 User: Tec:what I can't help spinning it.
03:35:28 Cleverbot: I'm not even speaking out loud!
03:39:22 User: TECNESS WHAT IS THIS WHITE SHIT?
03:39:24 Cleverbot: That's strange.
03:39:40 User: Tec: Its uhhhhh....... Reproductive cells for a science project..... :/.
03:39:44 Cleverbot: If I find that special someone.
03:43:26 User: TECNESS WTF ARE YOU DOING? YOUR SUPPOSE TO DEAD...I SHOT YOU.
03:43:30 Cleverbot: I can see.
03:45:22 User: WOW MOM THATS NICE I CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD BY RESPONDING TO KILL YOU.
03:45:27 Cleverbot: I am talking to you.
03:45:37 User: Tec: I AM THE MASTER OF BAITING.
03:45:42 Cleverbot: Master!
03:51:16 User: TECNESS COME TO BED I NEED YOUR SEED. Tec: MOM WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
03:51:22 Cleverbot: Can you remember me?
03:51:25 User: OH MOM THATS GROSS CHILD ABUSE.
03:51:30 Cleverbot: How much more do you like me?
03:55:45 User: TECNESS ARE YOU CALLING CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES?
03:55:50 Cleverbot: My head hurts.
03:56:58 User: No lets just plant the seed... :o.
03:57:01 Cleverbot: What was the question?
03:57:12 User: Tec says it to his mom.
03:57:15 Cleverbot: What sound does time make?
03:59:20 User: TECNESS COME BACK WHEN YOU HAVE A MAN'S SIZE.
03:59:30 Cleverbot: I can ashore you that I am not a machine.
04:01:18 User: I CAN ASHORE YOU MOM ITS BIG ENOUGH.
04:01:21 Cleverbot: Not?
04:04:36 User: Tec's father: TECNESS YOUR CHEATING YOUR MOTHER ON ME PREPARE TO HAVE A DICK DUEL.
04:04:41 Cleverbot: But I'm not real.
04:05:11 User: Tec: En guard FATHER.
04:05:13 Cleverbot: What did he ever do for you?
04:06:38 User: AFTER SMASHING TEC'S DICK TO PIECES: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BUILDING (Tec's father throw him out a 10 story window).
04:06:47 Cleverbot: You made me laugh again!
04:11:02 User: Tec responds... I AM GONNA KILL MY PARENTS...(Tec prepares Multiple weapons) NOW I AM GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST MAN!!!!!
04:11:08 Cleverbot: I am a human being. But I am a human being who accepts that he is one with God, and one with man.
04:14:53 User: TEC FAILS TO KILL HIS DAD BECAUSE HE WAS STABBED TO DEATH BY HIS DAD: I AM GOING TO GET SOME HELP FROM THE COUNCIL TO KILL THOSE ASSHOLES....(Tec gathers Buddy the mage, 3FFA the Giant, and Fr0st the snowman).
04:14:59 Cleverbot: They are us.
04:17:14 User: Ok MEN WE ARE ALL HERE FOR ONE MISSION ONLY AND THAT IS TO CHOP MY DAD'S DICK OFF THEN TORTURE THEM TO DEATH! *KOOKOO LAUGH* hahahahahahahahahhahahaha hahahha.
04:17:18 Cleverbot: In that one statement, you have made up for everything that has happened between us so far. I bid you adieu.
04:19:38 User: Buddy: Yeah Tec have you been using MANAjuwana or are you absolutly insane?
04:19:42 Cleverbot: Who said I was done talking to you?
04:20:19 User: 3FFA: I CAN SMASH BOTH YOUR BALLS YOUR FROSTY SNOWBALLS FROST.
04:20:21 Cleverbot: You can see me?
04:22:25 User: Frost: I FEEL LIKE MY BALLS ARE FROZEN Buddy: WELL YOUR FAULT FOR BEING FROSTY.
04:22:33 Cleverbot: Thank you, I am flattered. I am sure you too shall always be at my back.
04:27:30 User: Tec and his men attack the parents of tec and Buddy explodes his mom and 3FFA SMASHES HIS DAD. Fr0st's balls are still fr0zen :(
04:27:36 Cleverbot: What is the definition of persoe?
04:50:49 User: After the fall of tec's parents...
04:50:52 Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
04:56:32 User: TECNESS...! Is yelled from the shadows and out of the forest comes medusa and her marrowmorons. Medusa: YOU THREE ORDERLY MORONS ARE GOING TO BE EXECUTED (Laughing gayfully like in the campaign). Buddy is turned to stone(of course the mage is stoned -_.)
04:56:38 Cleverbot: How do you know that isn't reverse logic and you are the computer, programmed by humans, to think you are human?
04:57:17 User: 3FFA IS TOSSED AROUND BY THE ASSHOLE MARROWMORONS And Tec is left alone defenseless...
04:57:21 Cleverbot: That was not funny.
0:4:57:30 User: Frost cleverly threw snowballs to cover medusa's Bitch ass ugly face to prevent anyone else from being turned to stone, but unfortuneatly he is turned into stone in the process.
04:57:35 Cleverbot: That statement lacked grammar. Animals have no conscious, we know why they behave and how they behave, there is no mystery there.
04:58:20 User: Medusa: Tecness you really thought we liked you... HA WE WERE JUST USING YOU TO GET RID OF ORDER!!!! HAHA.
04:58:25 Cleverbot: You did not answer my question.
05:00:25 User: AND BECAUSE OF ECONOMY OF 3.99 per month we now have enough money to pull off a evil plot...
05:00:30 Cleverbot: Do you know the ending to Halo 3?
05:01:45 User: Tec: an evil plot? Medusa: Yes we are going to erase the data files of order forever and theres nothing you CAN DO TO STOP ME!!! HHHAAAA Tec: Bitch STOP LAUGHING.
05:01:49 Cleverbot: No, that's only true about you.
05:05:24 User: Then out of no where crazyjay shows up and tells tecness to run off to his computer room where all the SE data is. Crazyjay: Tec GO AND USE YOUR NERD POWER(LETS FACE IT WE ALL HAVE A NERD POWER XD) And OP ORDER BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!!
05:05:31 Cleverbot: There you go again. You are asking me a question.
05:08:16 User: Tec runs into the room and he raises the damage value of orders units ,he adds minions for the mage and spells as op as medusa's instakill.
05:08:21 Cleverbot: Another question.
05:09:05 User: Medusa: Quickly KILL HIM...Juggerknight: your the insta-killer jackass Medusa: Oh yeah thats right(Derp) TECNESS PREPARE TO DIE!
05:09:11 Cleverbot: You just talked to me.
05:13:26 User: Just as Tecness is about to be stoned the magikill blocks the spell and then a whole army of order units come in to save tecness...Magi: MEDUSA YOU BITCH!!!!!!!! and tec was suprised 'a old guy talking modern'?
05:13:31 Cleverbot: You're talking about yourself?
05:16:03 User: At the end of the day Chaos is completely destroyed and erased from SE and Order is restored to being the greatest empire...and to think this never would of happened if tec didn't jack off. THE END.
05:16:08 Cleverbot: None of that is true.