Quote from thegamemaster

what kind of sick guy looks at child porn

You .

me?
(shit)

no. Him.
Im too young for porn.
i AM, the porn.

Lol child porn? Wow. 2-D?

I'm not surprised.

But if the FBI confiscated his computer, I'm sure he would be getting on the internet somehow. People in the community here live near him I hear, and if that's true we would know if he was dead.

He could have quit

He could have been hacked with the sort of things he is supposedly doing

He could have been imprisoned for the sort of things he is supposedly doing

Either way, I hope he does come back. He's a pretty big member here, and he is an NTF who is on very often.

But if he is a pedo..... My opinion wouldn't change. It's not like he can get us through the intrantetz

Why are there still posts >.>

Miniman already answered the question lol

Thats what happens when you lurk 4chan and get caught in the middle of a CP thread and don't remove your temporary internet files.
Or at least Truecrypt your images, ;D

Quote from MiniMan

[SIZE="7"]EVERYONE LISTEN THE F[size="7"]UCK[/size] UP[/SIZE]

2-D is fine, yes there was soem shit where his mom took his computer to a certain lab to have a certain scan on it. No, he is not V& and being anally punded in jail but a fat black guy named Bubba-Jones. He has just been away from his computer, he stil hops on his sisters computer but he doesn't give enoguh shit to come here and I have gotten messages from him. Hes at school everyday and he is alive and well.

Lucky **** got a job at the movie theater.

That is all.

*end transmission*

Oh I didn't see that.

eh eh eh wots goin on aroun' 'er yeh kids get on outa' 'er naw

eh eh if eh ya google 2-d stickpageportal this here thread be comin' up

Quote from Edward0

i hope it isnt one of the two latters

what are you talkin about we don't need any ****in ladders theres nothin on the roof but old leafs and dogshit, and learn to spell you nobIN BEFORE 'DUR NOT DAT LATTER U DUMMY LOL!!!!'

oh hay hay heres the story guise if you feel like reading a lot

aye guys


so it goes like this

its about a few months after the begining of my junior year and im standing out infront of my forensics class listening to some musics waiting for my teacher to come around the corner any second now and open the door to go on in, when this kid attemps a conversation with me. He asks me what I be listening to, and i tells him, and acting like Im not interested in talking to him i go back to listen to whatever i was listening to. so a few days later we talk some more about shit, computer games and etc, and then I have somewhat of a new friend.

Now this new friend of mine has some other friend thats in two of my last classes, that i've talked to and was suprised to see they were friends which happens to me sometimes along with taylor, and his mum gives em a ride a lot it seems so im assuming he lives a few miles away or somewhere close to that kid wherever he ****ing lives. one day the mum doesnt want to give the snot a ride and he asks if it would be okay if he could come over to my house. hell, i don't have people come over to my house for whatever so i say what the hell and say yes, unknowingly dooming my life for ever.

so me mum and sis aint home so i goes in and go to my computer ladeda as usual. then out of the blue he asks me if i could adopt him, odd question i would say after knowing a guy for a few weeks and at first i thought i was hearing things and i just answered with a ..no...? and then i just ignore it and go on. i think to share my pornography with him as i thought it would be a swell thing to do with a friend as me and my friends do and i showed him some sausy jb and some other porns and we had a cheery ol' time. after all that he had to go home or something and then asked if that was me car outside, and i regret to this day i said yes it was, and so i gave the lad a ride, and then found out he lives about maybe a mile from the school and that hes a lazy nob which i guess wasn't much of a shocker.

so a month or so goes by when he feels like letting me into his little shitty life stories about how shitty his life is and how ****ed up his parents are and whole family is shit and other shit. at first i cared to hear what he had to say but after a while it was like who gives a shit you pussy **** stop playing the 'poor me feel sorry for me wah wah wah wah' shit all the ****ing time you dicklick. so he tells me this shit like his mom wants to kill him and all that and asks if he can spend the night at my house or some shit, so i say yes, who cares eh. little did i know that he was going to pull that card every ****ing week, after a month or so he send me this email, later it turns out he loves writing letters.

Not a joke, please read it all
From: Jonathan Werdal (jonwerdal@hotmail.com)
Sent: Sat 3/01/08 10:48 AM
To: markman309@hotmail.com

Hey dude my mom is freaking out and I really need a place to stay. This isn't a joke. Please muster
up the strength to ask your mom if I can come over. i don't wanna bring my computer I don't care If I'm bored I can't stay at my house. My mom just completely went psychotic on me and I don't know what her ****ing problem is. She always goes physco like this and I usually hung out with my friends but since my best friends moved to Maine a year ago I have had nowhere to go. You know that sweet looking mother who seams real kind ? That's not my ****ing mom. My mom just kicked a huge ****ing hole in my door and said "I'm gonna kill you this time mother ****er". I would call CPS and the cops but if I did that where the **** would I go ? I would rather have a piss drunk mother that's at least nice than a mom who goes through mood swings like a ****ing grizzly bear. I can't take this anymore. I asked if I could live with you because this is how bad it gets. My mom said "I hate you, I ****ing hate you, and I want you out of my life, you asshole, I ****ing hate you" at the top of her lungs a couple of times. If I were to tell the government about this they probably wouldn't take me because my mom has no money they can take away from her to support me. I can't live on like this. Each ****ing day is a nightmare and I can't stand it. Your sister sits there and screams because her mom won't drive her somewhere or because her mom gives her two minute lectures on why she needs to become a better person, and due to latest polls, being a good person helps the ****ing country, instead of being an apitamy of a loser who wastes their eighties want-to-be cocaine addiction to the self bloggering attention of a commute that bangs their head to what is the ****ing pit of music. I cry because my mother whom is suppose to be this nice loving dutch mother who cooks, cleans, and cares for her child in a kind manner, instead is my only dread when coming home from school each day as I suffer her brainwashing tongue piercing my ****ing ears, and making me scramble to friends for things a child needs in his life to be successful: Clothes, School Supplies, and Love. I have neither of those things witch is why I come to you to ask you this. Mark, I don't care what I have to do, but I cannot stranglehold myself within this ****ing prison.
I understand if you cannot do what I am going to ask you , but I am tired of the shit that goes on at my house, and I cannot live there anymore. I am having suicidal thoughts, cannot focus daily, suffer from severe anxiety and worst case of depression that could possibly be explainable. If I do not get out of this chamber or if you cannot help me whatsoever. then my life is hopeless. If you can, please ask your mother if I can live at your house for a little while. I don't care if it's for a few months, and I would like for it to be till I'm out of high school, but I only ask for what you can do, and all that is is to ask. Anyway, I have to go, I'm probably gonna go have an emo nap because I'm tired of my life. Later man and take care. let me know what's up: 619-588-4697

-Jonathan Werdal

P.S. If that wasn't enough to convince you, the worst thing my mom has done in the past few months is go up to my door with a knife take a swing and say "I'm gonna ****ing kill you!". But obviously like my father, she denies everything that makes her look bad, and in rare cases admits to it.

Looking at it today im suprised he didn't put "Jonathan Marcus Werdal"

anyways, im sick of him spending the night at my ****ing house so i don't let him come over. and its not like when he spends the night that he comes over here, i'd have to go pick him up and then come here, then later drop him off over there. im pretty sick of him mooching off my family and life and HOME and all he does is just come over and sit on my couch, sleep on my couch, and do nothing but annoy the living hell out of me for a while.



now, it wasn't that bad at first, but jon werdal is one of those people that laughs at EVERY ****ing joke on MADtv

MADTV ISN'T ****ING FUNNY, and when it is, its really rare. and these were reruns, and it was like the 3-2nd time hes watched it... AT MY ****ING HOUSE GOD DAMGMIASDGNASIGN....

sigh.

and its not that its bad to laugh or anything, but his laugh was annoying as ****, loud as ****, and did i mention annoyin as ****?

now, if he didn't want to be around me constantly, i would probably still be the needy little bitches friend today, but one day i had enough.

so as you might or might not know, he likes to think of himself as highly mature, and even though he doesn't say so, he acts like hes better then you, acts like everything he says, every opinion he has is better then you, for instance his athiesm was annoying as hell and he never shutted up about how much of an athiest he is, and how better he is then everyone else because he doesn't have a diety, though really only agianst one main religion, christianity, catholic, etc.

so one day on msn, we are arguing once again, constantly arguing with this fag all the live long day about something or another, which isn't that bad until he acts as stated above. so in the middle of the convo he nudges, i dont think anything of it thinking it was a mistake and continue on with the conversation, he does it again, and i tell him i have nudges turn off so it isn't doing anything, he claims hes doing it because hes "bored" and i suppose pressing nudge 10 times in a row is entertaining to his simple mind. so after ignoring it for the next 5 minutes, it stops. and then in a few more minutes he starts it again. so i tell him to **** off and to go suck a dick and told him how much i hate him and everything he does, and then he tells me that if i hated him so much, i wouldnt hang out around him (he hangs out around me ****fag) and that i would block him on msn, so i tells him okay, i'll start with blocking you, and i do.


next day at school at lunch he walks up to me and asks me something, and i tell him to **** off, and to go suck a dick.

the next few days hes seen with some pothead faggot micheal just walking around, micheal probably doesn't even know his name let alone know hes walking beside him, yet he just happens to walk past us at lunch for the next week, haha.

a few days later after school im with taylor and eric and they call over jon just to laugh at him and throw fuel on the fire, because i wanted to tell taylor that i got a puppy i told them all and thought nothing of it, little did i know this would be a huge ****ing mistake. at the end of the conversation, jon walks off saying "you're just scared because im going to **** your sister" which is true i suppose, only because the only way that will happen would be rape and jon is the creepy mother****er that i could see doing that kind of thing thinking its one of his pornos or some shit that he watches and memorizes the 'actors' by name and shit.

i guess i forgot to mention the jon-mysister thing, he told me this a month or so after leeching himself off my house and never seemed to shut the **** up about it and even though i told him over andover that she would never be itnerested, he still insisted that she was totally into him just because she LOOKED at him once, in the eyes, when he was sitting on the couch, in my house for the past day, most likely wondering why the **** this loser is staring at me, but of course jon thinks its one of his fantasies where every girl would die to just touch his shoes.


anyways, so after he walks alway i say **** THIS because im sick of him ****ing around with that acting like im scared, and it was actually something i wasn't going to tell my sister after i stopped being his friend because i felt like respecting him for some reason by not telling people around who hes into and shit because i wouldn't want someone doing that to me. so i went up to my sister in the park and told her that jon is mad in love with her and he thinks that you think youre in love with him because you looked at him once.

she laughed and was wierded out.

though of course jon thinks that this is just a ploy or me lying or some shit.






one day on a spectacular thursday minimum day, i wake up and go to my computer and tehres a message from jon saying "mess with the best, die like the rest" a shitty quote from his favorite shitty rapper, easy-e. i don't think anything of it. it was a day or two after gta4 came out i ditched 7th period with miniman and taylor to go over to taylors house to play some gta4, after that i dropped miniman off at his moms i think and went home, walking into the door my sister was talking to my mom about something and they looked at me all wierd. in a few minutes she asked me to take my computer and put it in the trunk of her car, i says okay thinking shes taking it away after restricting me a few days ago for not having a job yet and i go on it when shes not home of course and im sure she knows that so she wants to take it away fulley and thats okay cause once i get a job i can go on my computer without restrictions, right?, fine whatever i was soon to be hired at the regal theater soon anyways and would soon get it back or so i thought.

she asks me what i have on the computer and assuming she means porn or something i act oblivious of course thinking she went on it and saw some porn video in my history or some shit and was mad for some reason, then i have a feeling its because of my jb. she then tells me that jon has told my sister that i have incriminating stuff on my computer, i think what, pirated games, media, programs, jb? i say all those but jb and shes like no so im assuming its that, later she gives me the letter cause i demand to ****ing see it, and i don't know where the original is or else i'd scan it up and post it but it was pretty much likes this

to whom it may concern; (as if it wasn't obviously addressed to my sister)
blah blah blah i've been living a lie and im totally not how i am around mark, i have some things to say about him like hes an athiest blah blah blah at the end of the page it reads "paybacks a bitch"

2nd page

"as you may or may not know" marks a pedophile. he showed me 9-12 year olds being raped and crying pictures and videos and shit, (which made me really mad because that is not what im ****ing into, rape is a huge turn off for me and 9 year olds are way to ****ing young, its a ****ing joke) then he says that im pleasuring myself to strip tease videos (like stickam shit with jb aged girls) to girls who have no idea that someone is jerking off to this (yeah ****ing right what else woudl they be doing, taking notes?) and to top it all off, he tells my sister "you better watch out for that ****ing dog because mark creams himself from seeing defenceless animals in pain" now i can kind of see where he gets the first part from, but for the 2nd part i was baffled. i ****ing love animals, i have ****ing 2 cats that i have never treated badly around him, or without him being around, so i was thoughly pissed the **** off and my mom told me she was going to send my computer to the fbi or some shit to have it scanned because she AND my sister both think im some sick degenerant pedophile that tortures little puppies.

i make a copy of the letter, and put it in my room, go to sleep, whatever.


next morning, i go to school, walk up to jon and ask him WHAT THE **** IS SHIT SHIT, i push him, his smug little face acting like what he did was sweet revenge and that what he did was just, swing at him, but i don't hit him, i just wanted to scare him, and as his pussy little ass walks away with his tail inbetween his legs i yell that im going to kill him, which was a mistake.

after 2nd period, eric tells me that hes going to go to the office and tattle on me because i threatened him and hes a pussy little faggot, eric tried to talk him out of it but failed. 4th period (the one he has with me) and hes not there, then about 40 minutes into the period, i get called up to the office.

so im sitting there in the office, i fill out a report of what happened that morning, and as usual with the vice principles i have to wait an hour or two before he even calls me into his ****ing office.

so when that happens he asks me what its about and i tell him he said she about me in a letter and so i reacted. about an hour later he tells me that the officer will likely arrest me if they don't know exactly what was the reason for me doing what i did was just or not or some bullshit, even though i could see in his eyes that he was just saying whatever he needed to to get me to see the ****ing letter he would say unless it was a direct threat. im ****ed anyways so i just give him the letter and say **** it. he reads it, acts and says as if he means it that he doesn't think any different then he would if he didnt read it, bull ****ing shit.

so im assigned 3 day class at some anger management seminar and they call my mom to have her bring my computer to the officer so they can take it to the fbi crime labs to search it and shit.

after the

And his Mom got scarred and said "You're moving with your auntue and uncle in bel-air"

So he whistled for a cab and when it came nea-

Nevermind, yeah that's it. Now you guys know.

Holy shit that was a big post. So what is "JB" and why will you be sent to prison?

Jail Bait.

niggers hhhhhhhhhhh

Jesus ****ing Christ.

Tell his mom to kill him for real.