Quote from WheresMyCheetosI got ORAS for christmas, any suggestions on adding to my team? They also made shiny encounters much higher, already found a shiny machop
Skarmory for Flying + Defense/Pissing off your friend
Sharpedo for Surfing (you move faster on a Sharpedo)
Medicham for Psychic fighter
Breloom cause he's fucking awesome
Mega Gallade if Medicham's not MLG enough
Ninjask for YOUR TOO SLOW
Mega Altaria if Gallade is not Game of Thrones enough
Salemence if you're an asshole
Muk cause you probably never had one before
Tentacruel because he's surprisingly versatile
Flygon for nostalgia
Claydol for no fucking reason
Steelix cause he looks bad-ass
Probopass because he has a fucking mustache
Cradily because jk who wants a cradily
Armaldo because you better not have fucking chose cradily
Shedinja because just catching it is fucking rad
Banette cause its a poor man's gengar
Dusknoir cause you probably didn't own that either
Froslass cause Glalie wasn't cool enough
Mawile cause it's the coolest fucking pokemon and mega made it useful
Aggron cause form over function
Metagross cause you a cheap ass nigga and used mystery gift
Ninetails cause "i dun have fire pok"
Castform for handicap
Starmie cause it's fucking strong
Crawdaunt cause it's even stronger
Milotic because you're a try hard
Huntail because you probably didn't own that either
Manetric because you probably owned one
Magnezone cause magnet pull is 2gud
Alakazam cause you're a genwunner
Wobbuffet cause you decided that picking Skarmory wasn't assholish enough
Mega Slowbro cause you're the ultimate asshole
Glalie cause lol refrigerate explosion
Absol cause he was cool in that one pokemon movie
Sableye cause you were a fool and didn't buy ruby
Gardevoir cause you caught a female raltz on accident while trying to get Gallade
Did I miss anything?