I'm getting bored on these forums, so I decided too have a little fun with this by doing role playing( i'm pretty sure that's what it's called).
Example: Miner: I hate mining gold
Miner2: yeah I know
Miner: yeah whatever i'm quitting
Miner3: no they'll catch you!
Miner: Too bad
Miner2: he's a goner
Miner: ha! I told you I would esca*gets crushed by a random boulder*

This one takes place as a swordwrath about to get killed by a Juggerknight.
Juggerknight: any last words before I kill you?
Swordwrath: let me go?
Juggerknight: ...ok
I know this isn't good.

This one on Stick War 2
Spearton: Ha! Order Empire is so stupid by having only swordwraths attack us speartons.
Spearton2: but sir we are the tutorial level
Speaton: ...so...we are still strong.
Spearton2: on normal mode
Spearton: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is the best I got so far.
Note: I have a lot of these in mind which is one of the reasons I started this thread.

Giant: GIANT! GIANT!
Magikill: wtf
Giant: GIANT! GIANT!
Magikill: Am I in Pokemon?

100 archidons: rofl one magikill and a spearton? Those poor people. I feel sorry for them.
1 magikill: spearton! Hear that? They are insulting us! You defend me and I'll kill them!
100 archidons shoot the spearton to death, but it was too late, the magikill blasted them all.
Magikill: NOOOO!! MY BUDDY SPEARTON! At least I avenged you,

This takes place after a battle against Chaos
Swordwrath: HELP I'M DYING
Swordwrath2: yeah I noticed that
Swordwrath: I NEED A MERIC
Swordwrath2: Yeah i'm trying to get one
Swordwrath: I HAVE NO ARM
Swordwrath2: I NOTICED
Spearton: get him to shut up
Swordwrath2: i'm trying
Swordwrath: i'm...bleeding...out
Swordwrath2: FINALLY you shut up
Meric: I arrived
Swordwrath2: heal my stupid friend so he'll shut up
Meric: ok
*Swordwrath dies*
Meric: I think it's working
Swordwrath2: yeah he's just sleeping. Let's go
Spearton: alright
Meric: ok
Swordwrath2: I guess we'll leave since you like taking naps in the dirt weirdo.

*In a battle
Spearton: Sup.
Juggerknight: Sup.
Spearton: You should do it first.
Juggerknight: No, you should hit first.
Spearton: As a respected gentleman I insist you hit first.
Juggerknight: And as another respected gentleman you should hit first.

Bombers:Fuck this shit.
*Blows up and killed the spearton.
Juggerknight: Well, that escalated quickly.
Magikill: Just shut da ass up.
*Blows up the juggerknight on his ass.
Magikill: I'm doing it like a boss.

Marrowkai: Reaper spell!!!
EGiant: Ohhh, stop dragging, it's itchy!
Marrowkai: How dare you, feel my hell fists!
EGiant: What the hell is these puny things, it just touch my legs... Useless....
Marrowkai: Grrr... How dare you... Minions come.out!
EGiant: W...What is these devil things..?
Minions: Serve the lord, attack him!
EGiant: Ignore him better...
That's why Marrowkai.needs a minion summon spell...

Battle again chaos

Swordwarth 1: fuk yeah 70 swordwarth army atk
Bommer 1: i hate mine life
Swordwarth 2: way, is that 20 bommer
Swordwarth 3: FUK NO!!!
Swordwarth 4: OPEN THE GATE
Miner 1: hell no
Miner 2: RIP guy
Swordwarth 1: spfjsioighwogsi (unable to translate)

Killing Animation Humour : 1 Spearton, 3 Swords

Spearton : Alright! Your HP bar is depleted!
Sword 1 : So what?
Spearton : Stand still right there
Sword 1 : Lol okay
Spearton : *Leaps into the air*
Sword 2 : Woah. Cool.
Spearton : *Stabs*
Sword 1 : Hey, WTF! Help me!
Sword 2 : No it is so cool, i dont wanna interrupt it, right?
Sword 3 : Totally.
Sword 1 dies. Spearton goes to Sword 2.
Sword 2 : Yo, cool thing you did there
Spearton : I know right?

And goes on....

Another story:

Dead: I want a hug....
Sword 1: Don't you frickin dare get close to me!
Sword 2: Runnn!!!!
Dead: I want a hug :(
*Throws his rotten body part.
Sword 1: Gah, I'm poisoned! My strength, seeping away.....
Sword 1: Patch me up dude!
Sword 2: No way! I'm not going to get closer to the Dead!
Dead: I want a hug.....
Sword 1: Help me you bastard! He's getting closer!!
Sword 2: No friggin way!
Dead: I want a hug :)
Sword 1: ARRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Sword 2: Whoa, that's a strong cuddle...
Dead: I want a hug......:o
Sword 1: (Turns rotten) Thanks, bastard.
Sword 1: I want a hug........
Sword 2: Fahk! It's contagious! Run Away!!!!!
*Throws a rotten body part...
Sword 2: Uhmmmmm.....No hard feelings?
Sword 1: I want a hug.......
Sword 2: Fuck.

A spearton( the leader) and his wife( a meric) along with a group of speartons ambush the leader of the juggerknights and his squad. The speartons send them to the pit. The leader of the juggs tries to reason with them.
Jugg leader: I was just sending a message to the leader of the Order Empire. Medusa sent me.
Speaton leader: I don't think so.
*Jugg leader hands him a note* Jugg Leader: here it is
Spearton leader: this looks like a forgery note. This could've been part of your plan. I won't let you live. I'm not risking it.
Meric: what if he's telling the truth.
Spearton leader: stay out of this.
Jugg leader: This is blasphemy, this is MADNESS!
Spearton leader: madness
*the spearton leader looks at his wife*
* the meric shakes her head*
*spearton looks back*
Spearton Leader: madness...
Spearton Leader: THIS IS INNAMORTA!* kicks the Jugg leader in the pit*
*The speartons finish off the others*
Spearton leader: let's get out of here.

Dead: Brains.

*walks away with free post count and pretentious sip of tea*

Shadowraith sneaks up to Miner.

YAW!!! Assassinates Miners, walks away.

Me: *Picks up sword and becomes swordwrath when statue is being attacked by 300 speartons.* THIS IS OUR SIDE OF ORDER!!! *charges out of castle alone* uhh...
300 speartons: THIS IS ORDER/SPEARTA/SPARTA!!!!!! *goes and murder dat swordwrath version of me...*

Shadowrath: Shadow Clone no Jutsu!
*Splits into 5 clones
Magikill: Inferno no Jutsu!
*All clones are dead.
Magikill: pwned.

Swordwrath: what's that
shadowrath: looks like a pool of green...stuff
Miner: touch it
Swordwrath:why?
Spearton: i'll do it*touches it*
Shadowrath: uh...spearton ...guy
Spearton: what?
Shadowrath: you have a green drop icon above your head
Spearton: uhhh...ok
Miner: your health bar...it's slowly disappearing
Spearton: i'm pretty sure it's a glitch
User: yeah...a glitch*giggles*
*Spearton dies*
Swordwrath: really. that's 2 that randomly take dirt naps
Miner: yeah
Swordwrath: aren't you supposed to be mining
Miner: SHUT UP!