How would you like to die, sir?

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A Black Person

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Feb 16, 2013 3:26 AM #885213
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This is the guy I want to kill in my fight. Hopefully he doesn't kill my boner.


think you can take me irl?

i bet you don't even lift

come at me pony lover

come at me
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Feb 16, 2013 3:31 AM #885217
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think you can take me irl?

i bet you don't even lift

come at me pony lover

come at me


lol I like this guy.


BEAT HIS ASS SHAQ!!!
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Feb 16, 2013 3:33 AM #885221
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lol I like this guy.


BEAT HIS ASS SHAQ!!!


With pleasure, Cruel. With pleasure.
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Feb 17, 2013 10:49 PM #887274
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With pleasure, Cruel. With pleasure.


Shit just got real.
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Feb 17, 2013 11:48 PM #887353
Yea, Black dude, because it's pretty easy to find a robotic dinosaur-humanoid nowadays.

Anyway, i would prefer to die quickly, and preferibily be not aware of that.
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Feb 18, 2013 5:48 AM #887645
An all-out interpretive dance brawl would be my preferred way to die to be honest. At least I'd be able to die in style. :D
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Feb 18, 2013 5:54 AM #887648
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i want to die peacefully in my sleep

...is what pussies would say.

i want to die in an epic duel to the death with a robot humanoid dinosaur.

we both die in an epic dual slice to the heart in the rain, to make it more epic.

wow

i just said epic 3 times lol


I can vouch for this.
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Feb 18, 2013 6:00 AM #887654
I want to die after a drug deal goes bad, and the cops bust in. They'd shoot me in my abdomen and I'd crawl away in the ensuing firefight. After crawling into a filthy alleyway I'd bleed out in a dirty puddle of rainwater and die like a dog. If I had any family, I'd like them to watch.

Yeah, that's how I want to go.
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Feb 18, 2013 6:46 AM #887677
probably something like this

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making a point about something
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Feb 18, 2013 6:50 AM #887678
Peaceful death on a bed at an old age. So that I can no when it's coming.
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Feb 18, 2013 7:16 AM #887694
I would like to die sky diving when my parachute would fail to open and i will be like
"I'm coming to you, God"
facing the earth with my hands on my sides.
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Feb 18, 2013 7:24 AM #887704
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probably something like this

Image

making a point about something


My god, is that legit? It kind of looks real but that could be photoshoped pretty easily
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Feb 18, 2013 8:38 AM #887727
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My god, is that legit? It kind of looks real but that could be photoshoped pretty easily

no, that's legit. tibetan monks have been self immolating in protest for a while now, this one's an iconic photo of the first (?) time it happened. just google burning monk...
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Feb 18, 2013 6:41 PM #888154
I've always thought it would be cool to drive a car out of a plane that's flying at high altitudes. I decided that it's how I'd want to go out.
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Feb 18, 2013 7:11 PM #888187
Excess of happiness