I want to die by being on the moon, staring at the earth, and I jump so high/hard that I leave the moon's gravitational pull, and float to earth, once I get through the atmosphere, I begin my decent, where the bitch I kept in my backpack of everything would deploy, and I would have raging sex until she came, then deployed my parachute, safely landing on the ground, and walking away like nothing happened. As I'm walking away, my spider senses tell me there's a bullet heading my way. Using my superman-like speed, I catch, and throw back, the bullet, getting the game ending 360 no-scope fakie, y-y, laddershot, backwards, quickscope final killcam. After making the kid rage, I procede to fuck my other bitch in my backpack of everything, and she blows up due to my massive load. (The other bitch came too early, so I didn't get to finish.) After I've done that, I clean myself up, and hit Super Sayian, and defeat Freeza, without destroying Namac. I just bitch slap that hoe until he submisses under my power. I then proceed to rape him repeatedly. Once he has had his pleasure, I kill him by shooting him in the head with my cumshot of over 3 miles away. And after all of this, I blow up the earth. I fly to another galaxy and repeat. After I get bored of this trend, I blow up the sun, and others, too. Leaving nothing for me to do, so I shoot myself in the head.


This is how I want to die. This is how I will die.