Superman vs. Goku
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May 28, 2008 2:39 AM #143182
It was a mod, of course. And he did it for good measure.
May 28, 2008 9:50 AM #143316
Quote from SpazzWow, you are wrong on so many levels. Goku is just some constipated, spiky-haired monkey who gets, like, a million second chances. In order to get powerful enough to beat his enemies, he has to pass a ****ing gallstone, for god's sake. Everytime he powers up, I think of this. How many times has Goku died? Five? "Oh darnit I died again! Well I'll just have my friends bend over backwards looking for some magic dragon's testicles to wish me back!" How many times has Superman died? That's right, once. And what happened then? He came back to life. And he didn't even need some stupid lizard nads to bring him back, either. He's just super leet like that.
And you act like Goku can shoot the spirit bomb any given time he ever so pleases and just like that. Correct me if I'm wrong, but in order to use the spirit bomb, he has to gather the energy from all the Earth's organisms. So what happens on those countless occasions when everyone on Earth dies? And on top of that, it takes him forever to charge the damn thing up, so Superman could just fly in and pop him while it's even half filled up. And when he does fire that spirit bomb, it takes a lot out of him and he can't really do it again right afterward. What if he misses? Where will he be then, huh? And for the record, Superman's heat vision can slice your ****ing head off.
Don't let the tights fool you. Superman will FUCK. YOU. UP.
And in any rate, I chose Optimus Prime. He didn't say this was going on who could beat up who. He's just going on who's coolest. Optimus wins that. No questions asked.
When did he die? Do you mean the doomsday incident? He didn't die then, he slowed his heart beat down a ton, so he was still living but had time to heal.
May 28, 2008 10:00 AM #143319
<3 Optimus Prime.
May 28, 2008 10:10 AM #143323
Superman has a gay curl.
Goku is too cocky.
Optimus Prime is awesome.
Goku is too cocky.
Optimus Prime is awesome.
May 28, 2008 10:35 AM #143336
Quote from SpazzWow, you are wrong on so many levels. Goku is just some constipated, spiky-haired monkey who gets, like, a million second chances. In order to get powerful enough to beat his enemies, he has to pass a ****ing gallstone, for god's sake. Everytime he powers up, I think of this. How many times has Goku died? Five? "Oh darnit I died again! Well I'll just have my friends bend over backwards looking for some magic dragon's testicles to wish me back!" How many times has Superman died? That's right, once. And what happened then? He came back to life. And he didn't even need some stupid lizard nads to bring him back, either. He's just super leet like that.
And you act like Goku can shoot the spirit bomb any given time he ever so pleases and just like that. Correct me if I'm wrong, but in order to use the spirit bomb, he has to gather the energy from all the Earth's organisms. So what happens on those countless occasions when everyone on Earth dies? And on top of that, [SIZE="4"]it takes him forever to charge the damn thing up, so Superman could just fly in and pop him while it's even half filled up[/SIZE]. And when he does fire that spirit bomb, it takes a lot out of him and he can't really do it again right afterward. What if he misses? Where will he be then, huh? And for the record, Superman's heat vision can slice your ****ing head off.
Don't let the tights fool you. Superman will FUCK. YOU. UP.
And in any rate, I chose Optimus Prime. He didn't say this was going on who could beat up who. He's just going on who's coolest. Optimus wins that. No questions asked.
You forget that when goku charges up that spirit bomb thing, everyone decides to just watch it instead of trying to stop him.
Plus superman wears his underwear outside his trousers.
Thats just weird.
Optimus Prime wins, because he wasnt even supposed to be an option
May 28, 2008 1:01 PM #143395
Quote from SpazzWow, you are wrong on so many levels. Goku is just some constipated, spiky-haired monkey who gets, like, a million second chances. In order to get powerful enough to beat his enemies, he has to pass a ****ing gallstone, for god's sake. Everytime he powers up, I think of this. How many times has Goku died? Five? "Oh darnit I died again! Well I'll just have my friends bend over backwards looking for some magic dragon's testicles to wish me back!" How many times has Superman died? That's right, once. And what happened then? He came back to life. And he didn't even need some stupid lizard nads to bring him back, either. He's just super leet like that.
And you act like Goku can shoot the spirit bomb any given time he ever so pleases and just like that. Correct me if I'm wrong, but in order to use the spirit bomb, he has to gather the energy from all the Earth's organisms. So what happens on those countless occasions when everyone on Earth dies? And on top of that, it takes him forever to charge the damn thing up, so Superman could just fly in and pop him while it's even half filled up. And when he does fire that spirit bomb, it takes a lot out of him and he can't really do it again right afterward. What if he misses? Where will he be then, huh? And for the record, Superman's heat vision can slice your ****ing head off.
Don't let the tights fool you. Superman will FUCK. YOU. UP.
And in any rate, I chose Optimus Prime. He didn't say this was going on who could beat up who. He's just going on who's coolest. Optimus wins that. No questions asked.
EPIC WIN.
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May 28, 2008 2:18 PM #143421
DUH he died 5 times because he fought against people 100000x stronger then a machine robot thing who shoots rockets, and then a dude in a suit who can fire a mini laser from his eye, and look through peoples clothes.
yes ok no spirit bomb then. a ki blaast would be enough to kill them both on ssj3, which he can transform in a split second on this lvl. kamehameha will also destroy the earth probably.
lets see a robot and a mini laser DO THAT O__O!.
but yeah the coolest I must say. (lol goku is not cocky at all..) ... still goku overall, and then probably superman.
Greatest Is just an oppinoon, but if you watched the anime and series. When it comes to strenght and power and speed, its clearly that goku wins =o Supperman flies fast, but goku can teleport to the other side of the universe, faster then superman could go there. Optimus is then stilll busy running.
There all cool tho.
yes ok no spirit bomb then. a ki blaast would be enough to kill them both on ssj3, which he can transform in a split second on this lvl. kamehameha will also destroy the earth probably.
lets see a robot and a mini laser DO THAT O__O!.
but yeah the coolest I must say. (lol goku is not cocky at all..) ... still goku overall, and then probably superman.
Greatest Is just an oppinoon, but if you watched the anime and series. When it comes to strenght and power and speed, its clearly that goku wins =o Supperman flies fast, but goku can teleport to the other side of the universe, faster then superman could go there. Optimus is then stilll busy running.
There all cool tho.
May 28, 2008 3:00 PM #143426
Quote from SSJBryando
Greatest Is just an oppinoon, but if you watched the anime and series. When it comes to strenght and power and speed, its clearly that goku wins =o Supperman flies fast, but goku can teleport to the other side of the universe, faster then superman could go there. Optimus is then stilll busy running.
There all cool tho.
WHAT THE **** DID YOU JUST SAY?
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He's not even a real character. Now, I know superman is fictional, but atleast he isn't some ****ing drawing.
Anybody who chooses Goku over Superman is an idiot.
Goku can't do shit to superman as he doesn't even have a character that could walk, due to the fact it's a 2-D piece of shit.
I didn't realise it wasn't based on a war of these characters.
If this was an all-out fight, Superman would win.
But, when it comes to looks, Optimus Prime wins with ease. He's a badass looking robot.
BumbleBee looks so much cooler, though.
May 28, 2008 3:02 PM #143427
Superman started as a 2-d comic drawing. So if you go by the logic of what he became, then you could just as easily say goku became 3-d when they made the DBZ games.
May 28, 2008 3:03 PM #143429
Quote from JeremySuperman started as a 2-d comic drawing, so if you go by the logic of what he became, then you could just as easily say goku became 3-d when they made the games.
But there's a human form of him.
May 28, 2008 3:08 PM #143430
Well they are making a DBZ real life movie with him in it, so there is a human form of goku to.
May 28, 2008 4:14 PM #143445
http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs27/f/2008/082/8/a/Superman_VS_Goku_by_mikemaluk.jpg
http://mikemaluk.deviantart.com/art/Superman-VS-Goku-80679445
Superman has a weakness, kryptonite. (or whatever that gay shit is) Goku? No, he doesn't have anything that if you shine at him, he'll get weak. I don't see how Superman could even touch Goku. As fast as he is he can teleport and just whack him in the back of the head.
I ain't no anime fag but I'm just a huge fan of DBZ and I don't see how a superhero like Superman could stand a chance against Goku because, in most of the cartoons in Superman he'd get is ass BEAT and THEN at near the end he somehow defeats them. Goku doesn't get whooped like Superman does.
Vote: Goku
http://mikemaluk.deviantart.com/art/Superman-VS-Goku-80679445
Superman has a weakness, kryptonite. (or whatever that gay shit is) Goku? No, he doesn't have anything that if you shine at him, he'll get weak. I don't see how Superman could even touch Goku. As fast as he is he can teleport and just whack him in the back of the head.
I ain't no anime fag but I'm just a huge fan of DBZ and I don't see how a superhero like Superman could stand a chance against Goku because, in most of the cartoons in Superman he'd get is ass BEAT and THEN at near the end he somehow defeats them. Goku doesn't get whooped like Superman does.
Vote: Goku
May 28, 2008 4:27 PM #143451
Quote from JeremyWell they are making a DBZ real life movie with him in it, so there is a human form of goku to.
Please, tell me that isn't really happening?
****, that's terrible. Live-Action Goku. I'm throwing up in my mouth.
I used to love DBZ when I was like 10.
Goku has to reach Super Sayain to kill anybody.
Superman has extreme speed. You may aswell call it teleportation.
Superman ; Goku
heat vision ; Energy Balls
Super-Speed ; Teleportation
Fly ; Fly
Weapons bend on his body ; A weapon will probably cut this thing in half
Jesus, If you have ever read, watched, anything, to do with Superman, you'd see how much win he contained.
Goku is pretty cool, but Superman makes him look like nothing. Goku was probably dreaming of sucking off Superman before he even realised he could use other's energy to create some ball that seems to destroy half the world.
Face it:
Superman is superior to Goku.
May 28, 2008 4:43 PM #143462
Kryptonite, Magic & Extreme force/impact > Superman
? > Goku
? > Goku
May 28, 2008 5:10 PM #143475
I have to go with soutphase here. and I know ITS A ANIME GOD T__T But there both fake made characters, only superman is played by a real dude. and goku is in the list sooo..
Goku could just teleport and get a piece of kryptonite and just hold it, and superman will kneel infront of goku.
Superman:
Laserbeams (If it hits goku, goku would probably make a silly joke and say it tikkkles)
Ice beam: (If it hits goku, He wouldn't probably even freeze, if he did, he would just like, breath and the ice breaks)
Xrayvisoon: (mhm.. Gay purpose only?)
Fast speed: (goku is MUCH faster)
Fighting: ? (goku would probably just stand there)
also you where talking about the ssj thing which isn't true, and even if it is. He can transform in supersaiyen one, by just standing and not blinking.
Goku:
Ki blast: (superman would probably fall back a bit, and feel a bit of pain)
Kamehameha: (Superman would probably blow up) (supa kamehameha =D)
Super saiyen: (in this form, everything like multiplies by 2x, also he has 4 of them)
A ****ing punch (superman would just explode)
=D Done.
ALSO a weapon cant hurt goku. unless its used by someone who is massive and strong. in the frreaking first 10 episodes, there was a dude with a shotgun. and it like did nothing, Actually raditz catched it but it did nothing. Same goes other times, a sword would just break, also your hand would bleed.
Goku could just teleport and get a piece of kryptonite and just hold it, and superman will kneel infront of goku.
Superman:
Laserbeams (If it hits goku, goku would probably make a silly joke and say it tikkkles)
Ice beam: (If it hits goku, He wouldn't probably even freeze, if he did, he would just like, breath and the ice breaks)
Xrayvisoon: (mhm.. Gay purpose only?)
Fast speed: (goku is MUCH faster)
Fighting: ? (goku would probably just stand there)
also you where talking about the ssj thing which isn't true, and even if it is. He can transform in supersaiyen one, by just standing and not blinking.
Goku:
Ki blast: (superman would probably fall back a bit, and feel a bit of pain)
Kamehameha: (Superman would probably blow up) (supa kamehameha =D)
Super saiyen: (in this form, everything like multiplies by 2x, also he has 4 of them)
A ****ing punch (superman would just explode)
=D Done.
ALSO a weapon cant hurt goku. unless its used by someone who is massive and strong. in the frreaking first 10 episodes, there was a dude with a shotgun. and it like did nothing, Actually raditz catched it but it did nothing. Same goes other times, a sword would just break, also your hand would bleed.