You have just entered the finest dining experience you can find in the SPP area. We invite you to please take a seat and make yourself at home. Casual conversation among the other guests is accepted, but you are expected to order something from the menu below.
[SIZE="7"]~SPP Restaurant~[/SIZE]
[SIZE="6"]MENU[/SIZE]
[SIZE="4"]APPETIZERS[/SIZE]
Bloomin' Onion
Directly imported from Outback Steakhouse. And by imported, we mean stolen. $6.49
Breadsticks
We promise it has been in the freezer less than 2 months. Marinara sauce costs extra. $2.99
Onion Rings
Can not guarantee that they will be crunchy. $4.99
Buffalo Wings
CAUTION. This item is very spicy. $7.49
[SIZE="4"]ENTREES[/SIZE]
All entrees served with a side of fries unless stated otherwise.
Shit
Only the finest quality. Served free on weekends. $0.50
Club Sandwich - Staff Favorite!
Our finest item, made with all fresh ingredients. Three pieces of bread, bacon, turkey, lettuce, the works! $9.99
SPPBurger
Made with 100% can-grade beef! $8.49
Baby Back Ribs
Served with Sir Mix-a-lot's "Baby Got Back" playing in the background. $16.99
Ribeye Steak
We promise you it's a real ribeye!* $17.99
[SIZE="1"]*We lied.[/SIZE]
Surf & Turf
3 juicy ounces of steak served with 4 wholesome shrimp. $10.49
Chicken Caesar Salad
Perfect for all the fat antisocial nerds! $7.49
Chicken Fingers
Perfect for those without much of an appetite, this dish is served with 2 chicken fingers. $7.99
Wendy's Brand Chili
May contain finger. $Your Finger
[SIZE="4"]Desserts[/SIZE]
Chocolate Mud Pie
One slice is served. 90% chance of containing mud. $5.99
Ice Cream
A half-scoop of the smooth vanilla flavor you love. $4.99
Brownie
Our chefs are working on making it moist, but in the meantime enjoy it dry as a bone. $4.99
[SIZE="4"]Drinks[/SIZE]
Soda
Coke, Sprite, lemonade. Refills cost extra. $1.99
Alcohol
You name it, we have it. All alcoholic beverages are half off from 2:00am - 4:00am. $3.99
Order off of the menu whenever you feel ready.
[SIZE="1"]No refunds. We are not liable for any illnesses received when consuming our food. EAT AT YOUR OWN RISK!
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Current Staff:
Dragon077 - Manager
Smashdood - Janitor
StrunG - Chef
Mantha - Waitress
Note that we are now hiring. Simply post your resume if you would like to be on the waiting team.
SPP Restaurant
Started by: Dragon⁰⁷⁷ | Replies: 83 | Views: 5,124
May 28, 2008 2:46 AM #143189
May 28, 2008 2:52 AM #143191
Excuse me sir, I'm going to go to the bathroom before I pay my bill.
*goes to the bathroom*
*makes a new account*
*leaves restaurant*
*makes a new account*
*re-enters restaurant*
I'll take the most expensive item, good sir.
*goes to the bathroom*
*makes a new account*
*leaves restaurant*
*makes a new account*
*re-enters restaurant*
I'll take the most expensive item, good sir.
May 28, 2008 2:54 AM #143192
Quote from Dudeman.Excuse me sir, I'm going to go to the bathroom before I pay my bill.
*goes to the bathroom*
*makes a new account*
*leaves restaurant*
*makes a new account*
*re-enters restaurant*
I'll take the most expensive item, good sir.
That would be our ribeye! It'll cost you $17.99. We hope you enjoy your meal.
Also, we would like to inform you that we have cameras in the parking lot.
May 28, 2008 3:04 AM #143197
Stick Page Portal Restaurant
~resume~
Name: Nodbarnacle Axinella Polycapella
Age: 6,590 days.
Goals:
Though I am not incredibly experiences in working in the restaurant business, I am certain I will do whatever job necessary to insure to ongoing success of this fine establishment.
Hobbies:
I enjoy hanging out with my Mollusks, and occasionally hopping on the back of a dolphin for a few weeks at a time. I was a drifter for a while, but I'd like to stay on this "rock", (if you will), for a long time.
Volunteer Experience:
I worked with the "Save-a-Sponge" foundation, putting in over 48 hours in aiding wounded sponges in the Mediterranean.
Work Experience:
In 2007 I worked for a short time in the 'removal of obscene bacteria' business, most work was done on fellow sponges, occasionally a whale or two would drop by, I was employee of the month for June, July, and in October.
References:
You can contact Aaptos kanuux, the leader of the "Save-a-Sponge" foundation along the coast of Libya, as well as my manager, who is currently stationed Ligurian sea.
Thank you for reviewing my resume and I hope that no matter your decision to hire me or not, that your business continues staying successful.
~resume~
Name: Nodbarnacle Axinella Polycapella
Age: 6,590 days.
Goals:
Though I am not incredibly experiences in working in the restaurant business, I am certain I will do whatever job necessary to insure to ongoing success of this fine establishment.
Hobbies:
I enjoy hanging out with my Mollusks, and occasionally hopping on the back of a dolphin for a few weeks at a time. I was a drifter for a while, but I'd like to stay on this "rock", (if you will), for a long time.
Volunteer Experience:
I worked with the "Save-a-Sponge" foundation, putting in over 48 hours in aiding wounded sponges in the Mediterranean.
Work Experience:
In 2007 I worked for a short time in the 'removal of obscene bacteria' business, most work was done on fellow sponges, occasionally a whale or two would drop by, I was employee of the month for June, July, and in October.
References:
You can contact Aaptos kanuux, the leader of the "Save-a-Sponge" foundation along the coast of Libya, as well as my manager, who is currently stationed Ligurian sea.
Thank you for reviewing my resume and I hope that no matter your decision to hire me or not, that your business continues staying successful.
May 28, 2008 3:06 AM #143199
Quote from NodbarnacleStick Page Portal Restaurant
~resume~
Name: Nodbarnacle Axinella Polycapella
Age: 6,590 days.
Goals:
Though I am not incredibly experiences in working in the restaurant business, I am certain I will do whatever job necessary to insure to ongoing success of this fine establishment.
Hobbies:
I enjoy hanging out with my Mollusks, and occasionally hopping on the back of a dolphin for a few weeks at a time. I was a drifter for a while, but I'd like to stay on this "rock", (if you will), for a long time.
Volunteer Experience:
I worked with the "Save-a-Sponge" foundation, putting in over 48 hours in aiding wounded sponges in the Mediterranean.
Work Experience:
In 2007 I worked for a short time in the 'removal of obscene bacteria' business, most work was done on fellow sponges, occasionally a whale or two would drop by, I was employee of the month for June, July, and in October.
References:
You can contact Aaptos kanuux, the leader of the "Save-a-Sponge" foundation along the coast of Libya, as well as my manager, who is currently stationed Ligurian sea.
Thank you for reviewing my resume and I hope that no matter your decision to hire me or not, that your business continues staying successful.
Your resume has been filed and is being processed. We will let you know the turnout in the coming days. Thank you for applying!
May 28, 2008 3:15 AM #143206
*sits down*
"I'd like one Club Sandwich please, and give me a handle of Bicardi while you're at it."
"I'd like one Club Sandwich please, and give me a handle of Bicardi while you're at it."
May 28, 2008 3:22 AM #143214
Shit dog I cook a mean rib-eye!
Name: Krob Lobster.
Age: 17.
Goals: Get laid.
Hobbies: Stalking women, having sexual fantasties, cooking a mean rib eye.
Volunteer Experience: I trafficked drugs before?
Work Experience: Hauling hay, Blasting fools, selling shit.
References: I have none mothafucka.
Alright, fry me up some of them Buffalo Wings and a scoop of shit.
Name: Krob Lobster.
Age: 17.
Goals: Get laid.
Hobbies: Stalking women, having sexual fantasties, cooking a mean rib eye.
Volunteer Experience: I trafficked drugs before?
Work Experience: Hauling hay, Blasting fools, selling shit.
References: I have none mothafucka.
Alright, fry me up some of them Buffalo Wings and a scoop of shit.
May 28, 2008 3:29 AM #143218
O_O omg shit is getting expensive these days >.> I think I'm going to have to find a more environment safe fuel for it. Or maybe I should just try reducing the amount of emission of gas by not buying regular burritos but premium burritos.
I hope we don't run out of shit because over half of the world probably won't live without using them.
Oh shi- gas prices are getting high too O_o
but uhh yeah I'll take 100 shit thank you.
btw idk I'm bored lol
I hope we don't run out of shit because over half of the world probably won't live without using them.
Oh shi- gas prices are getting high too O_o
but uhh yeah I'll take 100 shit thank you.
btw idk I'm bored lol
May 28, 2008 3:40 AM #143227
Okay here we go.
That'll be $13.98. Enjoy your food. If you need anything, just holler.
Your resume has been filed.
That's $7.99. Would you like a dessert on this fabulous evening?
That'll be $50.00. Cash or credit?
Quote from Nodbarnacle*sits down*
"I'd like one Club Sandwich please, and give me a handle of Bicardi while you're at it."
That'll be $13.98. Enjoy your food. If you need anything, just holler.
Quote from Krob.Shit dog I cook a mean rib-eye!
Name: Krob Lobster.
Age: 17.
Goals: Get laid.
Hobbies: Stalking women, having sexual fantasties, cooking a mean rib eye.
Volunteer Experience: I trafficked drugs before?
Work Experience: Hauling hay, Blasting fools, selling shit.
References: I have none mothafucka.
Alright, fry me up some of them Buffalo Wings and a scoop of shit.
Your resume has been filed.
That's $7.99. Would you like a dessert on this fabulous evening?
Quote from mraznbuddyO_O omg shit is getting expensive these days >.> I think I'm going to have to find a more environment safe fuel for it. Or maybe I should just try reducing the amount of emission of gas by not buying regular burritos but premium burritos.
I hope we don't run out of shit because over half of the world probably won't live without using them.
Oh shi- gas prices are getting high too O_o
but uhh yeah I'll take 100 shit thank you.
btw idk I'm bored lol
That'll be $50.00. Cash or credit?
May 28, 2008 3:44 AM #143229
"Sir, this Club Sandwich has a baby seal in it!
Club Sandwiches, NOT seals!
Goodness gracious, I am going to have to demand a refund!"
Club Sandwiches, NOT seals!
Goodness gracious, I am going to have to demand a refund!"
May 28, 2008 3:48 AM #143232
My shit has nuts in it! I'm allergic to nuts!
May 28, 2008 3:53 AM #143233
Quote from Nodbarnacle"Sir, this Club Sandwich has a baby seal in it!
Club Sandwiches, NOT seals!
Goodness gracious, I am going to have to demand a refund!"
Quote from Krob.My shit has nuts in it! I'm allergic to nuts!
Read the fine print, you two.
No refunds. We are not liable for any illnesses received when consuming our food. EAT AT YOUR OWN RISK!
May 28, 2008 3:56 AM #143235
"This is preposterous, I refuse to pay for this food!"
May 28, 2008 3:57 AM #143236
Wendy's Brand Chili to go please
May 28, 2008 3:58 AM #143237
Stick Page Portal Restaurant
~resume~
Name: Energious Polythenious or Energy
Age: 13.
Goals: To gain some goals.
Hobbies:
Gaining goals.
Volunteer Experience:
I gained a goal once I think.
Work Experience:
In 2003 I gained a goal for someone else. I got a nickel.
References:
Call Joe Polis. I gained him a goal.
Thank you for reviewing my resume and I hope that no matter your decision to hire me or not, that your business continues staying successful.
~resume~
Name: Energious Polythenious or Energy
Age: 13.
Goals: To gain some goals.
Hobbies:
Gaining goals.
Volunteer Experience:
I gained a goal once I think.
Work Experience:
In 2003 I gained a goal for someone else. I got a nickel.
References:
Call Joe Polis. I gained him a goal.
Thank you for reviewing my resume and I hope that no matter your decision to hire me or not, that your business continues staying successful.