I was watching strawdogs the other day, and at the end where the group of rapists and the coach try to break into this guy's house, the main char is smart and uses objects like boiling oil, fireplace bar (idk), and a nail gun to protect him and his girl. so it made me think, what if this stuff happened to me?

So, if someone broke into your house and you were the only one there, or the oldest and needed to protect your wife or siblings, what would you do?
keep in mind that not everyone owns a gun.
what would you do to defend yourself and your family, where would you go, what weapons would you use?

discuss.

I'd take my laptop, all the chicken, and then run like hell.

Close my door.
Get on the floor.
Everybody walk the dinosaur.

Quote from Gunnii

Close my door.
Get on the floor.
Everybody walk the dinosaur.

betafag

Quote from Travis

betafag

I'm on a stickfigure animation forum. I don't have to worry about that.

"Don't shoot me! I have a wife and three kids. Shoot them!"

Who needs a weapon when your family can be a weapon?

Travis lives.

I have a gun and machete tucked away nearby just in case.

I keep a pocket knife with me in my handbag all the time, so probably that.

i will tell him plz enjoy your stay BUT DONT FU** WITH MY LAPTOP

I would rape them victoriously and make them my sex slave

And nobody breaks into a house that plays chief keef out loud religiously lol

Ask him/her to keep it quiet.

1. Welcome them.
2. Offer them something to drink.
3. While they drink, I will prepare another glass for them.
4.I will repeat this process about 10 times.
5. They will be too drunk to stand up.
6. Kill the burglar.
7. I have dog food!