>Freak out and act crazy. Don't tell the truth. If possible try to hypnotize him.

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>Freak out and act crazy. Don't tell the truth. If possible try to hypnotize him.

Boob-ing our way through.

>Do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahAoO9Uh26k

> Load, and take a walk.

>Be a smartass and avoid the question, then demand they take you to their leader. Maybeh he/she will give you some useful info on what to do next.

>Freak out and act crazy. Don't tell the truth. If possible try to hypnotize him.

After a few moments, you're thrown in a cell and doctors are called. You'll have to figure out this boob power later.

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> Load, and take a walk.

You walk around instead of flashing your boobs and see a pretty nice sized village. It has a few shops, a post office (pony mail), an inn, a bar, a restaurant, tons of huts, and even a few whorehouses. Always seems to be strippers or prostitutes somewhere... Grimm, still in chibi mode, is chilling on your shoulder. Alan is still on his head and imaginary. You have no money, an empty backpack, and monographed shears. Something needs to go down quickly.

>look to the left

> sell your body for money

> look at the town shop. Maybe they have something interesting.

> Re-name yourself, Jimmy sucks btw.

>Apply for a job that doesnt 'degrade' yourself.

Honestly we have enough whoring around.

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> Re-name yourself, Jimmy sucks btw.

This is a good idea. You change your name to Yang, because it is sexy and random and totally not inspired by anything else. But now your shears have the wrong name.

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> look at the town shop. Maybe they have something interesting.

You has no money.

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>Apply for a job that doesnt 'degrade' yourself.

Honestly we have enough whoring around.

It looks like there's a convenient job opening at the local bar for a barmaid. How convenient. If you were still male in appearance with no genitals, you totally would have had no shot at applying. You go inside, apply, and get the job. Your boss appears to be a tough-as-nails lady bartender. There aren't a lot of people here at the moment. You can either start work today, or work tomorrow.

> Start working today before this thread dies.

>We really have no money...? Well better get earning them, or we'll be sleeping on the streets.

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> Start working today before this thread dies.

You start work today. During your first run, some drunk guy slaps your ass.