Quote from SyaddadKazama

Granted. But that movie is fake and you have been arrested.
I wish I could smack someone I hate.

Note: well, this is for my last pass for this day. waiting for another 5 passes.

Granted, but the person you hates are enraged, turned into a Hulk, and surprise buttsex you in the ass.

I wish for a plate of potatoes.

Granted, but the potatoes are made of iron

I wish my RHG is the best RHG of all

Granted, but you tie every battle you get into.
I wish for mass genocide.

Quote from Xero

Granted, but you tie every battle you get into.
I wish for mass genocide.

Granted, you're the only person left in the world.

I wish for this thread to have the hashtag rule.

Granted, But I'm not the creator.

I wish I can draw well.

Wish granted, but all your pencils break.

I wish for a turkey sandwich.

Quote from m0ntana

Wish granted, but all your pencils break.

I wish for a turkey sandwich.

dude, i thag go make a turkey sandwich if you want but you wish so wish granted, a life turkey

i wish i was mine RHG

Quote from neckromorph

dude, i thag go make a turkey sandwich if you want but you wish so wish granted, a life turkey

i wish i was mine RHG

Granted, but it seems your RHG was a masochist, and people around him like to bullies him.

I wish that I could wish a wish.

Granted, but they got all corrupted.
I wish I could win my battle VS ShadowRose :3

Granted, you will then proceed to be sent to an insane asylum because you were fighting a flower.

I wish I had infinite money.

Also:

Quote from Gunnii

/Edit: ^I'm ignoring this guy since he obviously doesn't have the attention span to read through the extremely simple set of rules.^
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Granted, you're handsomeness gets you raped.

I wish for my next wish to be impossible to corrupt.

Quote from Gunnii

Granted, you will then proceed to be sent to an insane asylum because you were fighting a flower.

I wish I had infinite money.

Also:

Granted, but the price you pay is your soul.
I wish to look 24 no matter how old I get, and the same with any girl I would happen to be married to.

Quote from Ahmad9383

Granted, but the price you pay is your soul.
I wish to look 24 no matter how old I get, and the same with any girl I would happen to be married to.

Granted, but your ugly as heck. And your physique will eventually be weak and frail >:)

I wish I could never lose anything
(think I know ever this is going...)

Granted, you may never lose anything, but that doesn't mean they can't get lost.

I wish for another chance at life.

Granted, you see a light coming out, it's getting wider and wider, soon everything's all white and now you're a new born baby with your mother holding you in her arms. Whatever happened to your past life, is the same to your new life. Enjoy!

I wish I wished for a wish of wishing a wish

Quote from Zero

Granted, you see a light coming out, it's getting wider and wider, soon everything's all white and now you're a new born baby with your mother holding you in her arms. Whatever happened to your past life, is the same to your new life. Enjoy!

I wish I wished for a wish of wishing a wish

Granted.

I wish for human stupidity to not be unlimited.