Quote from _Aiman_

Granted.

I am not satisfied with that response to my wish.

Quote from _Aiman_

Granted.

I wish for human stupidity to not be unlimited.

Wish granted. Now human obesity is unlimited thanks to your wish.
I wish I was Austrailian.

Quote from Parasite

Wish granted. Now human obesity is unlimited thanks to your wish.
I wish I was Austrailian.

"Granted. You've transformed into a Kangaroo during Kangaroo hunting season"
~Jeus Christ
"I wish I had a sandwich"
~Jeus Christ

Granted. It is last sandwich you will ever have.

I wish for a wish that had a wish inside that gave me more wishes.

Granted, all of those wishes you grant become more and more corrupt every time you make one. (you still get the goods but the punishment gets worse and worse with each good given)

I wish oh how I wish I had infinite artistic and animation talent.

Granted, but it costs you all of your limbs.

I wish to be able to do anything without consequences.

Stop giving mindfucks. I cant answer them.

Quote from Gunnii

Granted, but it costs you all of your limbs.

I wish to be able to do anything without consequences.

Granted, since you can do anything without consequences, the police lock you up in jail.

I wish to be able to find stacks of diamonds on minecraft.

Granted: all diamonds are contained in a large sphere of bedrock.

I wish for all of you to have more creative wishes and wish corruptions.

Quote from Almond

Granted: all diamonds are contained in a large sphere of bedrock.

I wish for all of you to have more creative wishes and wish corruptions.

Wish Granted, But everyones minds become corrupt and ash pours through there brains causing them to finally think for themselves,

I wish they made a new Matrix movie starring Chuck Norris as neo

Granted, but the camera fell from a building and can't find a replacement camera...

I wish Godzilla exist.

Granted, Godzilla fucks you with his monster cock with aids and reptilian nipples
And then you explode into billions of pieces because Godzilla has too much $w@qq lol

I wish to be perfect

Quote from Beast210

Granted, Godzilla fucks you with his monster cock with aids and reptilian nipples
And then you explode into billions of pieces because Godzilla has too much $w@qq lol

I wish to be perfect

Granted. You cease to exist. Perfection does not exist.
I wish someone to corrupt this wish.

Granted I am no one.

I wish I had catbug as a pet.

Granted, but upon contact with insecticide, it becomes a normal cat.

i wish for a second Anglo-Zanzibar War.