Quote from Rochedan

No.

I wish for an indestructible mobile phone which grants me immortality and the power to become invisible.

Granted, but you lost the phone charger.
I wish I had a better pay at work.

granted you get payed in foreign bills
i wish i had a better computer

Quote from Atomicapple

granted you get payed a cent more
i wish i had a better computer

Granted, But it broke

I wish for a stupid wish :D

Your stupid wish makes yous tupid.
I wish for a dog.

Quote from AnimintNG

Your stupid wish makes yous tupid.
I wish for a dog.

Your dog eats you and shits everywhere and implodes
I wish to have bunneh slippers that are fluffy

Granted. You then realize that the slippers on your feet are... OH SHIT THEY'RE ALIVE NOO MY TOES NOOO DON'T EAT THEM NOOOOOOO!!!!
I wish to find my NDS Lite.

Granted. You now have a radioactive NDS lite that could explode at any moment and kill everyone in a 19 mile radius.

I wish for talking pancakes.

Quote from Rochedan

No.

Man, you no fun.

Quote from heavenyeah

Granted, But it's cerberus and he'll eat you.

I wish meet MicWizard, we are be friends and will never hit each other.

Granted. You got a microphone named Wizard.

I wish for a #2 pencil for Yun for his finals.

I hope I didn't miss somebody.

Quote from Sh0tgun

Granted. You now have a radioactive NDS lite that could explode at any moment and kill everyone in a 19 mile radius.

I wish for talking pancakes.

Granted, the pancakes you had made were talking non-stop right beside your ears. 24 hours later, your mom found your ears on the floor. Thus, you became deaf until the rest of your life.

Quote from AlphaMan

Granted. You got a microphone named Wizard.

I wish for a #2 pencil for Yun for his finals.

Granted, but he would get a tiny one because #2 had already used it for his drawings. (Inspired by 9 movie, if I'm not wrong.)

I wish I had a plate of big pizza with free, no paying.

Granted. The waiter kindly put in some free arsenic to go along with it.
I wish for an Xbox One.

Granted, Xbox will be always listening, always watching, hope that's a lot of fun~
I wish I could get to sleep tonight.

Granted, you never wake up.

I wish that the sun would fight Jupiter

Quote from Equinox

Granted, you never wake up.

I wish that the sun would fight Jupiter

Granted, The SUN died and we don't have sunlight BECAUSE OF YOU

I wish for a corrupt poatato

Quote from heavenyeah

Granted, When you get the potato, it takes a desert eagle and said "Not Today"(~asdfmovie)

I wish make parkour with a suit and a tie.

Granted, Pancakes has now mouth to talk, but they are starting to attack you using their SHARP TEETH

I wish for the next person to corrupt a banana

Quote from heavenyeah

2. After you post once, you can't post for another 5 corrupts.

Don't break the rules.

Sorry about that... But before... nobody cares about that rule :/