Granted, you are so cheerful you feel indestructible and stop paying attention to danger. You cross the street and get hit by a car.

I wish for a bag which is much bigger on the inside than it looks on the outside (so I could store a TV if i'd like)

Granted, but as you stuff your TVs and whatnot into it, you slightly tear off the cloth and allow its magical properties to seep into this world. It then manifests into a black hole and consumes every living and nonliving thing in the universe.

I wish I would be able to control Slenderman.

Granted. He stole $20 from you.
I wish for enough money to buy all the video games I want to play.

Quote from Hatchet Haro

Granted. He stole $20 from you.
I wish for enough money to buy all the video games I want to play.

Granted, but all of the items are swindled, meaning they're useless.

I wish to be able to breath fire.

Granted, but you accidentally burn down your house.

I wish Hewitt was back. (no kidding)lol, he is back, you just dont know it

Granted, but then you become blind and can never appreciate the art that you make.

I wish for a cup of bubble tea.

Granted, but it's too hot. Forever.
I wish for a nice new dress.

granted, his RHG kills you with his sword and burns your face with the blue nitro

i wish the RHG list would be updated sooner

Granted, but Stickpage Forum reseted and the RHG List is gone.

I wish for a Pie.

Granted. His RHG comes to life, kills you with his sword and burns your face with the blue nitro while Terkoiz sits back and enjoys the show.
I wish for Yoyo's yoyo!

granted, you've lost control and make the yoyo explode in your hands

i wish to meet Fiddlesticks of LoL

Quote from Koon

granted, you've lost control and make the yoyo explode in your hands

i wish to meet Fiddlesticks of LoL

Granted. u met fiddlesticks and he drained u to a pulp
i wish for super strength

Granted, you get super strenght. You're the strongest guy in the world!
But, your genitals disappear.

I wish for a magic bus.

Quote from Anywho

Granted, you get super strenght. You're the strongest guy in the world!
But, your genitals disappear.

I wish for a magic bus.

Granted. But you accidentally teleported the bus to the black hole while you were inside.
I wish a wish, who is a wish, that wishes a wish, whom also to be a wish, that wishes a wish that the next guy to reply me is a pro-animator, Plasmaghost, that teaches me to animate better.

No.

I wish for an indestructible mobile phone which grants me immortality and the power to become invisible.