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May 31, 2013 10:54 AM #991124
Granted, you are so cheerful you feel indestructible and stop paying attention to danger. You cross the street and get hit by a car.

I wish for a bag which is much bigger on the inside than it looks on the outside (so I could store a TV if i'd like)
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May 31, 2013 12:16 PM #991240
Granted, but as you stuff your TVs and whatnot into it, you slightly tear off the cloth and allow its magical properties to seep into this world. It then manifests into a black hole and consumes every living and nonliving thing in the universe.

I wish I would be able to control Slenderman.
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May 31, 2013 12:38 PM #991261
Granted. He stole $20 from you.
I wish for enough money to buy all the video games I want to play.
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May 31, 2013 1:26 PM #991299
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Granted. He stole $20 from you.
I wish for enough money to buy all the video games I want to play.

Granted, but all of the items are swindled, meaning they're useless.

I wish to be able to breath fire.
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May 31, 2013 2:05 PM #991341
Granted, but you accidentally burn down your house.

I wish Hewitt was back. (no kidding)lol, he is back, you just dont know it
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May 31, 2013 8:28 PM #991635
Granted, but then you become blind and can never appreciate the art that you make.

I wish for a cup of bubble tea.
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May 31, 2013 8:52 PM #991649
Granted, but it's too hot. Forever.
I wish for a nice new dress.
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May 31, 2013 10:59 PM #991705
granted, his RHG kills you with his sword and burns your face with the blue nitro

i wish the RHG list would be updated sooner
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May 31, 2013 11:19 PM #991716
Granted, but Stickpage Forum reseted and the RHG List is gone.

I wish for a Pie.
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Jun 1, 2013 3:48 AM #991897
Granted. His RHG comes to life, kills you with his sword and burns your face with the blue nitro while Terkoiz sits back and enjoys the show.
I wish for Yoyo's yoyo!
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Jun 1, 2013 3:54 AM #991900
granted, you've lost control and make the yoyo explode in your hands

i wish to meet Fiddlesticks of LoL
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Jun 1, 2013 4:01 AM #991903
Quote from Koon
granted, you've lost control and make the yoyo explode in your hands

i wish to meet Fiddlesticks of LoL
Granted. u met fiddlesticks and he drained u to a pulp
i wish for super strength
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Jun 1, 2013 4:06 AM #991910
Granted, you get super strenght. You're the strongest guy in the world!
But, your genitals disappear.

I wish for a magic bus.
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Jun 1, 2013 4:18 AM #991915
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Granted, you get super strenght. You're the strongest guy in the world!
But, your genitals disappear.

I wish for a magic bus.

Granted. But you accidentally teleported the bus to the black hole while you were inside.
I wish a wish, who is a wish, that wishes a wish, whom also to be a wish, that wishes a wish that the next guy to reply me is a pro-animator, Plasmaghost, that teaches me to animate better.
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Jun 1, 2013 1:29 PM #992331
No.

I wish for an indestructible mobile phone which grants me immortality and the power to become invisible.