Quote from GrimmtheReaper

Granted. You are crushed by a giant pineapple.

I wish for ice cream

HAHA! I tricked you! I wish a for wish, not a pineapple.
SKIP MEH

Quote from AlphaMan

HAHA! I tricked you! I wish a for wish, not a pineapple.
SKIP MEH

#But the wish you wished for was used for a pineapple, which crushes you...

Quote from asdfstick

Granted, the ice cream melted before you got a lick.
I wish I had a life time supply of bacon.

Granted, but all the bacon already expired.

I wish pokemon was real.

Granted, but the EPA and PETA made Pokemon catching illegal of a $10,000 fine.
I wish I didn't need reading glasses.

Granted. Your vision becomes stellar. Superhuman, possibly. Your range of attention and perception expands rapidly as your vision becomes better and better. However, you are soon thrust into a terrible world thanks to your new optical abilities; nothing escapes your attention, especially the things you might actually want to miss. You can spot a boy picking his nose from 300 yards a ways, or a girl replacing her tampon in the shades of a baseball dugout far in the distance. The skill evolves continuously, to the point where you can see through walls: every time your guardians engage in intercourse, or that morbidly obese boy takes a messy dump in the bathroom, you are there to witness it.

You are driven mad. The rest of your life is spent in an insane asylum, as you try your best to escape the horrors of the world around you.

I wish girls could get pregnant in their butts!

Granted your babies smell like shit for the rest of their lives.

I wish i was a pie!

Granted, but you placed in a freezer for 100 years.

I wish I can summon a Spartan Army. (An Army like in 300)

they shoot you with a a thousand arrows.

i wish to control the sun and moon

Granted however the sun insinerates your hands as you touch it

I wish for land for my people.

Granted, the land is not fertile and farming will be needed to obtain food.

I wish for a nice bucket of dirty milk.

Granted it spoiled

I wish for a highlighter

Granted, its a black highlighter and you cannot see what you highlighted

i wish for a more broney friendly community..

Granted, but the brony friendly community people hate bronys, but its a brony friendly community, so they start a secret cult called the WHB and kill the Bronys silently

i wish for my foot to be in the person that corrupts this wishs face

Granted but my face is a blender

I wish for nuclear war.

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Quote from pumuecils

Granted but my face is a blender

I wish for nuclear war.

Granted, you're the only one died

I wish for more bronies to be alive >:3 (KILL THEM!)