Granted but they are trannies

I wish for a table

Granted. You're given a table without legs.
I wish to be EPIC!

Granted, you are now an epic failure.

I wish for a waffle.

granted, you now have a mutant waffle that eats your face

i wish for the MASTER SWORD

Granted, it slips and stabs you

I wish to wish a wish unlike any other wish that wished the wisher's wish to wish for a wish that is an outstanding wish.

Granted, ...Error: Mindfuck virus detected...Not granting wish.

I wish I won't get angry easily. One of my personal wishes

Granted, but you get sad easily.

I wish to be good.

Granted. You are good for nothing.
I wish for SP to live on forever.

Granted, but you die. (Lol what.)

I wish for a ":D" face.

granted however the symbol is a trojan virus

i wish for a baby chicken that dies naturally.

Pumueclis, I saw on the other page you posted a corrupt and a wish every turn, and your only allowed to post every 5 turns, so... stop

The chicken had a disease but did not die from it, it gave that disease to you and you died.

I wish for a better computer.

Granted, it was so good it was sentient and turned against you.

I wish...I wish...I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, your wish messed up and you got lesson's in grammar instead.

I wish to corrupt my own wish.

Quote from Roxxez

Granted, your wish messed up and you got lesson's in grammar instead.

I wish to corrupt my own wish.

Quote from montana

1. Stop fucking making wishes like ''I wish my wish won't be corrupted'', or ''I wish for nothing''. Leave now if your going to do that.

Same thing, isnt it?

Quote from Roxxez

Granted, your wish messed up and you got lesson's in grammar instead.

I wish to corrupt my own wish.

Granted, but it's againts the rule...Not granted.

I wish I can use cheat codes like in GTA.