Quote from Metal2

Fuck you, you are. Still being an angry bastard stop being .damn child god...

Skip me

._. Erm...? I wasn't an angry bastard .-. wha-?

(Skip me) >.>

Quote from Lethal5

Granted. But a cockroach suddenly stepped on it and laid a cockroach egg, then it becomes rotten.

I wish I have a small printer-like machine that can generate 1 dollar every second

Granted, but it prints Iranian dollars.

I wish that this wish will be corrupted somehow.

Quote from merich1

Granted, but it prints Iranian dollars.

I wish that this wish will be corrupted somehow.

Granted, but it has no errors... :I

I wish for raining Potatoes (nice potatoes)

Quote from harvie89

Granted, but it has no errors... :I

I wish for raining Potatoes (nice potatoes)

Granted. From now on it will only rain potatoes, ceasing the growth of every other crop on Earth, eventually killing civilization and life itself due to lack of proper nutrients.

I wish for dogs that don't bark...

Granted. They now meow like cats and poop like bunnies. CONSTANTLY.

Quote from ???

Granted. They now meow like cats and poop like bunnies. CONSTANTLY.

Dude, what's your wish? >.> (Skip me)

Just skip over ???.

Quote from SpeerMintty

Granted. From now on it will only rain potatoes, ceasing the growth of every other crop on Earth, eventually killing civilization and life itself due to lack of proper nutrients.

I wish for dogs that don't bark...

The wish is completed! Watch out, they bite.

I wish to be able to do a complete somersault.

Quote from Triss

Just skip over ???.
The wish is completed! Watch out, they bite.

I wish to be able to do a complete somersault.

Granted, but you fall off a cliff into hell.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted. You were able to do it. And again. And again... and again. You never felt the need to stop and kept going, until you teleported into a hole. The hole was filled with lava by the way. And sharks adapted to living in lava.

I wish for the ability to walk through walls.

Quote from Silv

Granted, but you fall off a cliff into hell.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but your noob skills at it teleport you into hell, where you lose your teleport powers and die.

I wish everyone was a pessimist.




@errorblender

Granted, but you walk through a wall in a cliff... And fall to your death.
Same wish

Fine. but they are so negative they all kill themselves.
I wish that I was the New Architect (Keys to the Kingdom)

Quote from XJCLW

Fine. but they are so negative they all kill themselves.
I wish that I was the New Architect (Keys to the Kingdom)

Granted but your creations turn against you and destroy you killing themselves in the process
I wish i could beatbox

GRanted but the sound is so loud that it spontaneously liquifies everything on Earth.
I wish that I could do whatever I want.

Quote from XJCLW

GRanted but the sound is so loud that it spontaneously liquifies everything on Earth.
I wish that I could do whatever I want.

read the rules only post every 5 posts
*skip meh* #

Granted, you become a Me. A new lifeform founded on Mars. The Humans killed you and studied you.

I wish for a new anti-virus for my computer. (stupid avast)