Quote from WizardKnight

Granted but scientist made them come back to the T.V.
I wish dragons are real and friendly and won't kill me :3

Granted, People enslave them and use them for war purposes.

I wish I had a giant cup full of cows.

Granted, but they are Zetacows who destroy the cup and trample you with their epicness.

I wish i hadn't accidentally 93 MB of .fla files

Quote from FFA

Granted, People enslave them and use them for war purposes.

I wish I had a giant cup full of cows.

Granted. They make a milk flood and everyone drowns.

I wish I was Rainbow Dash.

Quote from Gumball

Granted. They make a milk flood and everyone drowns.

I wish I was Rainbow Dash.

#Nope. I ninja'd you.

Quote from Gumball

Granted. They make a milk flood and everyone drowns.

I wish I was Rainbow Dash.

Granted, but then you couldn't control the weather good enough and lightning struck you constantly, killing you. :3

I wish weekends were longer :I

Granted. The week got longer, too. ;)

I wish I could turn into a squirrel whenever, and turn from squirrel to human whenever, too.

Granted, everytime you turn into a squirrel, a dog chases you.

I wish we had an unlimited source of power.

Granted, But you become too strong and then commit suicide die to the fact you have all the power, and no one to share it with.

I Wish for all the Hentai in the world so i can destroy it.

Quote from Equinox

Granted, But you become too strong and then commit suicide die to the fact you have all the power, and no one to share it with.

I Wish for all the Hentai in the world so i can destroy it.

Granted. You destroy yourself.

I wish for a better economy.

Granted, but economy grows worse in all the other countries.

I wish I could make a delicious sandwiches.

Granted, but its dead

I wish that I could spawn perfect popcorn at any time

Granted, but it's too perfect, therefore you die of tastiness when you eat it.

I wish for imagination to become reality.

Granted, but you just broke the rules so your wish is ignored.

I wish Skyrim is real.

Granted, but you took a meme to the knee.

I wish Shiftlimits was back.