Quote from Shynzo-Nai

Granted. Now tell me, are you having any fun?

I wish to have heterochromatic (if that's how you say it) eyes.

Granted. Your right eye becomes a brilliant ocean blue while your left eye red as blood. Local religious fanatics, conspiracy theorists, etc take this as a sign of the end of the world. While you are picking up whatever gender you adore, which I assume is phallus because dudes totally love other dudes with such cool eyes. You are rushed by these crazy people I mentioned early. Soon enough you are taken into a deep dark basement and regularly bathed in holy water. When it seems not to work they up their efforts and drive crosses through various parts of your body, crucifixing you to a steel cross as they do. Hanging the Cross with you on it in the center of town you are verbally and physically abused day in and day out, occasionally a new cross is drive into your body a place I dare not mention but you get the idea. At least you still have your cool looking eyes... You should have also wished to be able to shoot lasers out of them.

I wish for an army of Nazi Bears with cybernetic body parts, Gauss Rifles, laser cannon genitalia, with beehive and picnic detectors. I don't know why.