Granted yur so fat and you exploded I wish I am inside the internet itself

Quote from WizardKnight

Granted yur so fat and you exploded I wish I am inside the internet itself

wish granted, the electric zap you to dead

i wish for the extingtion of all life including me

Granted, but we became zombies.

I wish I have a life supply of food.

Quote from DigitalFlamer105

Granted, but we became zombies.

I wish I have a life supply of food.

Granted, but all of them are expired. I wish i have a pickaxe, an indestructible one XD

Quote from T King

Granted, but all of them are expired. I wish i have a pickaxe, an indestructible one XD

Granted, it may not break, but it burned in the lava
I wish I have the fastest internet!

Quote from Lethal2

Granted. But your PC's so slow that you want to punch the screen with your hard-ass fist.

I wish I was a mod here in SP.

Granted, but you were not doing your job well, you're demoded, also banned.

I wish I'm a pyro

Granted, but you get back stabbed by a spy. (tf2 reference)

I wish the world would spin the other way.

Quote from DigitalFlamer105

Granted, We now go to school at night and we sleep at morning.

I wish for a toast.

Granted you choke and die
I wish I had invincibility

Quote from Hydra

Granted you choke and die
I wish I had invincibility

Granted, you suffered because you lived so long, and tried to commit suicide, yet you couldnt kill yourself, so you became a bum.

I wish I had a wpm over 100.

Quote from nickboy135

Granted, you suffered because you lived so long, and tried to commit suicide, yet you couldnt kill yourself, so you became a bum.

I wish I had a wpm over 100.

Granted, but you meet someone whose wpm is over 9000.

I wish I was done with my English Project (for school, duh)

Quote from GrimmtheReaper

Granted, but you meet someone whose wpm is over 9000.

I wish I was done with my English Project (for school, duh)

Granted, yet the score given was zero.

I wish I become a nigger (No racism intended).

Quote from Triss

Granted, yet the score given was zero.

I wish I become a nigger (No racism intended).

Wish granted, but you become black and immediately get shot down by the kkk after an epic battle

i wish i could fly

Granted, but you don't know how, so you can't fly.

I wish for a badass scarf

Granted, but Nhazul punches you in the face and steals it from you.

I wish for unlimited pancakes.