What do we do with niggerz?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Hey Jeus, remember that time when you turned water into wine or made bread from sand? Why not do that now and save world hunger or something?

" 'Save World Hunger' Is not the correct phrase for what I assume you mean. I believe the proper phrase is 'Stop World Hunger'"
~Jeus Christ

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Can your dad make a rock that is so heavy he is unable to lift it?

"My Father does not live in a physical form so he would not have to lift the rock to change it's location no matter how heavy it may be. Despite this My Father is capable of lifting the entire Earth and it's weight depends on the Earth and the rock cannot weigh more than the Earth because It's mass cannot be more than the Earth since the rock would be located on the Earth"
~Jeus Christ

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I'm gay. Any suggestions?

"Don't get aids"
~Jeus Christ

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;958684']Yo Jeus, what kind of pizza do you like?

"I was never allowed to eat pork back in Jerusalem so I'm tempted to try a pepperoni pizza"
~Jeus Christ

Jeus, I'm sensing that I may have a sexual affiliation towards you.

Though Im religious and all and somehow don't like this, but you my friend are hilarious, ans pretty awesome.
Considering you are jeus, are you really the son of god, or is this just some story made up by your followers?

Do you think that the production of pennies should be discontinued?

Oh mighty and mystical Jeus Christ
I praise thee and giveth thou my brothel
So that you mayeth haveth thy dicketh suckedeth as much as thou hast pleaseth

Oh also,
Please tell the popes to stop touching little boys :>

Amen

Dear Jesus,

How can Moses be your father if your birth dates years after his death?If he is explain the physical Science needed to be able to reproduce like that. Also Explain why that you were able to walk on water when in More biological terms no human has cohesion or adhesion built into there feet. Also Why is it that every christian i know says that Jesus will one day come and save us all, but when will that day be? when will the Ascension commence and judgment day begins, because apparently 12-21-12 was our judgment day and it never happened. Last thing, How is evolution a lie when we clearly have answers to the evolution of animals and homo sapiens?

Who told you Moses was his father, you're reading the wrong bible.

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Dear Jesus,

How can Moses be your father if your birth dates years after his death?If he is explain the physical Science needed to be able to reproduce like that. Also Explain why that you were able to walk on water when in More biological terms no human has cohesion or adhesion built into there feet. Also Why is it that every christian i know says that Jesus will one day come and save us all, but when will that day be? when will the Ascension commence and judgment day begins, because apparently 12-21-12 was our judgment day and it never happened. Last thing, How is evolution a lie when we clearly have answers to the evolution of animals and homo sapiens?

Yeah you read the wrong book.

Have you read the old testament, In Jacobs It said it

Why are you wasting your time here?
instead of, you know, playing skyrim or scratching your balls. Whatever gods do nowadays.

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Have you read the old testament, In Jacobs It said it

No it didn't, you either have the wrong book, or have no reading comprehension.

Can you beat Chuck Norris?

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Have you read the old testament, In Jacobs It said it

What? The old testament? Jesus wasn't even around until the new testament. Also Moses was not Jesus' father im pretty sure his name was jacob actually. So I dont know where you got the assumption that Moses was Jesus' human father.