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Also Why is it that every christian i know says that Jesus will one day come and save us all, but when will that day be? when will the Ascension commence and judgment day begins, because apparently 12-21-12 was our judgment day and it never happened.

It was stated in the bible that nobody but God knows, so the judgement day really wasn't 12-21-12 in the first place.

Jeus, a question for you.
I currently worship Satan and Hermes. Ken I getz 2 d hevenz?

Umm...This should pretty much be in the debate section.

Dear god, my savior has returned.
Where hath thou been!?

Where shall we meet?

Where did Cruel and my posts go?

Is this Jeus' divine intervention?
Of course not it's the almighty Hermes. doiiiii

Did you know
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Jewish believes only in the "Old Testament"
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Christians believes only in both "New and Old Testament"
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Isn't this obvious?

Jeus your former 12 disciples are dead.
Would you like to pick a new 12 disciples?

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Jeus your former 12 disciples are dead.
Would you like to pick a new 12 disciples?

Yes, I volunteer myself

Goodness! This thread is hysterical!
Hey Jeus! How is science working for you? Got your head around evolution yet?

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Goodness! This thread is hysterical!
Hey Jeus! How is science working for you? Got your head around evolution yet?

"It was never said by thou lips that evolution shan't be true"
~Jeus Christ

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Jeus your former 12 disciples are dead.
Would you like to pick a new 12 disciples?

"That may be a good idea. Anyone who wishes to be my disciple shall put 'disciple of Jeus' in their user title"
~Jeus Christ

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Dear god, my savior has returned.
Where hath thou been!?

"Chilling in Heaven"
~Jeus Christ

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Can you beat Chuck Norris?

"I created Chuck Norris"
~Jeus Christ

This thread is damned hilarious XD
Though, I feel a bit guilty on how you guys treat Christ (not Jeus).

I have questions.
Jeus, why did you spell your name wrong?
How are you able to communicate with us, through computers or through a heaven-like connection to the internet?
Are you really our savior or are you just playing around with Christ?
If you are not really Christ, do you even feel any guilt of impersonating him? (It's the biggest sin).
Why choose Stickpage, rather than Facebook, Twitter, Skype (lol), or other things able to communicate?

That should be all, Jeus.

Dear Jeus, how small is Fordz's penis?

If I'm a disciple, probably I'll become the Judas.

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What would a game about deception be without Stickpage's Resident Judas.

Yup, definitely Judas.

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