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Apr 29, 2013 5:25 PM #959718
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"4.6 centimeters"
~Jeus Christ


Fuck you -.-
I don't believe I've seen or know the whereabouts of your intro.
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Apr 29, 2013 5:36 PM #959723
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Fuck you -.-
I don't believe I've seen or know the whereabouts of your intro.


http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?42952-Hello-my-children
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Apr 29, 2013 5:44 PM #959730
why do you put quotation marks around everything you say? are you quoting someone else? hard to believe the son of god has a poor understanding of punctuation.
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Apr 29, 2013 5:50 PM #959736
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why do you put quotation marks around everything you say? are you quoting someone else? hard to believe the son of god has a poor understanding of punctuation.

"The Quotes merely indicate that every word I say will be recorded in history, my naive, humble child"
~Jeus Christ
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Apr 29, 2013 7:19 PM #959787
oh right, history only pays attention to people who put quotation marks around every single thing they write. I forgot.
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Apr 29, 2013 7:22 PM #959789
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"oh right, history only pays attention to people who put quotation marks around every single thing they write. I forgot."
~Exilement

Now, people will remember you.
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Apr 29, 2013 11:15 PM #960005
^Says the gayest guy in the thread.
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Apr 29, 2013 11:24 PM #960007
Jeus do you like nachos?
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Apr 30, 2013 12:37 AM #960049
Image
Is that you?
or is that photoshop?
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Apr 30, 2013 12:53 AM #960057
Didn't know Jesus was disguised as a hipster.
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Apr 30, 2013 11:30 PM #961010
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Jeus, y r u so gaey?


"I will not answer questions presented in such ill manner... and spelling. If you wish for your question to be answered be respectful"
~Jeus Christ
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May 1, 2013 2:01 AM #961130
Oh jesus.
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May 18, 2013 12:59 AM #976674
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Hey Jeus, if the Walking Dead graphic novel is to be believed, does that mean you will still be around by the time the Zombie Apocalypse kicks in?

"The rapture occurs before the zombie apocalypse"
~Jeus Christ
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May 18, 2013 1:20 AM #976688
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JEUS! You're back.

Alright I'm asking a question, why did your father created Hell? I thought you and your father love your peoples and children, why you suffer them to death in the lake of fire?


Satan, a fallen angel with bat wings, were the one who created hell (acording christianism)
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May 18, 2013 7:05 AM #976905
Hey Jeus! What are you opinions on the Landover Baptist Church?