Are you guys a french clan? Because your flag is completely white. ;)
That joke was so cheesy I mistook it for a raclette.
Seriously though even as a non-Frenchy I feel as if that joke's running out of hand; The French military has quite the history as perhaps one of the best fighting forces in world, only because of Germany's masterly superior attack did they succumb and even then, we still talk about the French resistance nowadays don't we?
Though I guess : Hon hon hon, le baguette!
surrenders.