Hey guys I'm bored, so it's time to play a game.



The man in the green shirt is our protagonist. He possesses one superpower that sets him apart from mere mortals. He can set things on fire, but only by concentrating on them really hard for about a minute.


So what is this individual doing on top of the roof of this building?

YOU DECIDE!!!



Here's how it works:

1) post suggestions on what our unnamed hero should do next
2) I'll pick one of these suggestions and draw it
3) repeat step 1


Please refrain from suggestions involving cocks. You may think you're being incredibly humorous by suggesting "HE SHOULD PULL OUT HIS PENIS AND MASTERBATE WITH IT ROFL!", but spare me the attempted humour.

OK GO!

He should light the sun on fire.

either that

or concentrate on himself, so he lights himself on fire

and maybe later he'll jump off the building in an attempt to end his pain

Setting the sun on fire? What an insane feat! Why if I could burn the sun, I would be hailed as a god among men!

How could I not attempt it?



And so our hero attempts to burn the sun itself.







Unfortunately, staring at the sun for too long has a way of putting ones eyes in excruciating pain. No mortal could withstand such pain for more than a few seconds, and sadly, our hero is no exception and stands defeated by the sun.




WHAT SHOULD HE ATTEMPT NEXT?


(also since main isn't always going to be active, the story will continue over the course of several days, so don't expect all updates to be this quick)

Kill the pipe sticking out of the roof of the building to relieve his anger.

He notices the black rope hanging off of the roof and investigates.

Burn the pedestrians with laser eye****.

Use the rope to rappel down to the street below.

Sleep, very much.

Concentrate on himself and become Jonny Storm, THE HUMAN TORCH!!!!! Only to fail miserably.

A rope you say?

Why this rope isn't even attached to anything you idiots, how am I supposed to rappel down the side of the building? If only there was something blatantly obvious to tie this to...






OF COURSE, I'LL USE THIS PIPE!

It's genius really



And so our noble hero ties the rope to the pipe and begins his decent down the side of the wall...


However, a camera pan reveals the sinister purpose of the building...




WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?

Bust through the window

Quote from MiniMan

Bust through the window

And then melt the ice cream, causing a new Boston molasses spill.

Quote from Smashdood

And then melt the ice cream, causing a new Boston molasses spill.

Except it will be creamy deliciousness.

He attempts to be Mr. Fantastic and stretches his mouth to eat the molasses and save Boston! Yay!

He walks into the ice cream factory. In there he meets a now seemingly harmless woman. Not knowing the role this cute lady plays later in the story, he starts to chat with her. It turns out she is "the cold bitch", the antagonist of the story.

He realizes that he's in the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. universe and that there are sevreral mutants and dogs on the ground below.