Grab a gun, and press the blue button.

Grab a gun and push the greeeeeeeblue button
****ING HELL.

GREEN BUTTON!

Grab just two of the guns, and then press the purple button, the blue button, if something happens, carry on, but if nothing happens, press the green button twice, and then press the blue button again.

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After you take the guns press the purple button. I'm guessing it adds more ice cream? After that press the blue button because something awesome will probably happen.

to be serious, thats what he should do.


But to be less, maybe use heat vison on the ice cream. and since it has a radioactive sign on it, who knows what would happen 0.o

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Grab the guns, and press the purple button. The blue "!" and the green "-" and the purple "+" obviously mean something.

rename the writting under your name to "purple basterd"

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rename the writting under your name to "purple basterd"

"basterd" will make me look like a fag attempting to spell "bastard".
YOU DIDN'T TYPE IN ORANGE.


PRESS THE PURPLE BUTTON.

! is far cooler then + or - so after you collect the guns press the blue button.

Grab the guns, and hit the purple button, which might add more ice cream. After that, you should shoot open the tank of ice cream, and start to eat the ice cream with your flaming spoon.

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the ultimate meltdown.

of ultimate destiny...

Pirate is slows.

He must drawing something epic like his German engineered hydrogen filled zeppelin.

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has no one noticed the radioactive sign? heat vision will overheat the uranium type icecream. therefor causing the ultimate meltdown.

Or it could be the stuff Captain America ate that gave him super powers.

EAT IT MAIN CHARACTER! FOR THE SUPER POWERS!

Well, I'll take a couple guns, that seems to be an obvious choice.

And now to tamper with the buttons. The blue button seems to be the most popular decision. Brilliant idea, I can't imagine why I wouldn't want to press a button in a mysterious laboratory labelled with an ominous looking exclamation mark.








*push*







HOLY SHIT FUCK, WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?

CURSE THOSE DAMN ICE CREAM FACTORY TERRORISTS AND THEIR SICK EXPERIMENTS WITH CLICHE LOOKING GLOWING NUCLEAR ENERGY








*Much noise, earth shaking tremors, and excessive glow effects*









HOLY MOLY, THE ICE CREAM HAS BEEN GIVEN LIFE BY SOME SICK, TWISTED, CRUEL PLOT DEVICE






And so our protagonist finds himself staring at an abomination of untold horror and deliciousness. If that weren't bad enough, the noise, earth shaking tremors, and excessive glow effects alerted the security robot in the next room and most likely, countless others.

How will our hero escape this dire, climatic situation?


YOU MUST DECIDE