SHOOT It IN THE FACE MULTIPLE TIMES, THEN SHOOT THE TANK TO UNLEASH THE ICE CREAM MONSTER.

SHOoT YOURSELF IN THE FAEC

MATRIX ALL THE ROBOT BY JUMpIn IN TEH AIR AND LIKE STAY FROZEN FOR SOEM MINUTE WHILE YOIU SHOOT THE ROBOTS!!!

then hall ass away from the monster =,

Use your torch to burn the hilarious and hysterical looking icecream cardboard face, shoot the robot, and press the green button :D

I'll do another installment of the story for you guys before I must sleep, to make up for the infrequent updates.

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SHOOT It IN THE FACE MULTIPLE TIMES, THEN SHOOT THE TANK TO UNLEASH THE ICE CREAM MONSTER.

You are absolutely correct sir!

This situation is best solved by being really badass. I shall use not one, but TWO machine guns to destroy everything in a brutal hellish storm of carnage.


And what better way to show our hero performing such awesomeness, than with a BADASS TWO FRAME ANIMATED PANEL






*several animation cycles later*


The robot is defeated, utterly destroyed I should say actually. Now to break open the tank...








It's no use! The tank is obviously (german) engineered to withstand a lot of abuse. My machine guns are only making the slightest cracks and dents in the glass.



Oh balls, I've only managed to piss him off, and now he is staring at me with a very murderous looking grin. The tank may be well built but there's no telling whether or not it will be able to contain this enraged nuclear blob of ice creamy deliciousness.

Think fast guys!



How will our cunning protagonist survive this time?


DECIDE QUICKLY! (read: within the next 16 hours or so)

That pipe over the monster must be cold air to keep it alive! Heat it up with your protoginist powers.

QUICK PRESS THE GREEN BUTTON SO THAT THE ICE CREAM MONSTROSITY IS SUCKED OUT THROUGH THAT TUBE

If that doesn't work try heating up the tube, it's made of ice cream so it'll melt.

Take the other gun also, you're probably running out of bullets after all that shooting.


THEN ****ING BAIL

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****ING BAIL

BRILLIANT! !

Laugh manically as you press the green button AND HAUL ASS.

We need moar icecream! so the giant monster can grow.

Then try to tame it, if it can't be tamed, eat it/melt it with torch.
If it an be tamed, use it to find a way outta there.

Check the defeated robot for a german language guide and see if you can find something written in german on the tank that may hint at it's destruction!

(Also, you should email Exlosm, your art is similar to theirs or ask if you can do an interactive story for them on their forums)

What Jawz Said .

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QUICK PRESS THE GREEN BUTTON SO THAT THE ICE CREAM MONSTROSITY IS SUCKED OUT THROUGH THAT TUBE

If that doesn't work try heating up the tube, it's made of ice cream so it'll melt.

Take the other gun also, you're probably running out of bullets after all that shooting.


THEN ****ING BAIL

This is the appropriate strategy.

Focus on the monster. Set it on fire.

Alright, green button it is. This had better do something helpful.





Excellent!

The abomination is being drained down some sort of waste disposal tube. That was so brilliant I could just stand here with self satisfaction




Oh right, I should probably bail out of here before any more security forces come to investigate the noise. Which way should I head?


What course of action must our brave, cunning protagonist take next?


DECIDE