Quote from the Jawz

Use your superpower on the pipe to weaken it, then try shooting it open.

I retract my statement and second this.

Down the ladder. Take the cover and use the spoontorch, as suggested.

Take the manhole cover and use the torch to light the way.

Alright guys, since none of you are very creative right now I'll take the most obvious route and descend the ladder.

First I'll grab my burning wooden spoon. Wow, that shits been burning for a long time. Good thing this story isn't bound by the confines of physics or basic chemistry.



Alright... Here I go...

...Into the blackness...










Ohhh mann! "Into The Blackness", that would make an awesome name for a heavy metal band. Guys, remind me to start a heavy metal band once I'm done enjoying this nonsensical adventure of fun.







OH SHIT...










Guess I found the security force.

And I believe this is the first human being I've seen in this factory, possibly an engineer or a mechanic or some other type of virgin.


In the black depths of hell, our brave protagonist stands in defiance of something. It's all rather poetic. What interesting and cool thing should he do next?


DECIDE

Take the guys clothes and put them on so you can be cool.

Investigate the debris to your right.

I mean our right, your left.

Take the hat.

I don't care what else you do, JUST TAKE THE HAT

The security robots been ripped in half!
Take the hat and go left.

The Hat.

Now.
And wield the Hatch as a shield.
Go right, and hope you can surprise it.

Lmao, i notice you took the 'emergency maintainence' hatch door with you.

The hat.

Take it.

Take the hat, or be lost in the halls of fail for eternity.

Well, it's clear that the creature you created earlier burst through that pipe and massacred the dude and the robot.

You should wear the hat, definitely. Use the clothes as a cape. Climb into the lower half of the robot and use your insane genius to make it work, thus allowing you to roll around instead of walk. Also, search both bodies (robot + man) for anything useful, then follow the pink goo trail to meet the creature in battle.

Oh, hey, what the hell... and set the dead man on fire with either your spoontorch or your superpower.

Take the hat.

Then sit there and cry for help.

Pick up the hat and pertend to be Indiana Jones. :)

Quote from Brian C

Take the guys clothes and put them on so you can be cool.

No way bro, those clothes be covered in some guys blood. And the colour is ugly.

Quote from the Jawz

Take the hat.

I don't care what else you do, JUST TAKE THE HAT

I will however take this stylish hat

Quote from Real

Climb into the lower half of the robot and use your insane genius to make it work, thus allowing you to roll around instead of walk.

Are you kidding, I may have cunning, dexterity, stamina, and godly physical strength, but "insane genius"? Do I look like a virgin to you?!

Quote from Real

Also, search both bodies (robot + man) for anything useful, then follow the pink goo trail to meet the creature in battle.

Alright, lets see what this bastard has on him...






The only useful thing I can find is this key. I'll hang on to it.


Now to follow the trail...







*much trail following*














The trail seems to disappear here, very cleanly as if the ice cream was simply washed away...



Aww shit,

Looks like the clever blob has figured out the controls for the fire alarm sprinklers. I can probably re-light my spoon torch, but I'll need to turn off the water first, it wont burn when it's wet.


With the ice cream trail wiped clean, and his torch extinguished by the cruel sprinklers of hell, our hero finds himself alone amongst the many pipes of the basement. What should he do next?


YOU DECIDE