It's Choose Your Own Adventure Time (opened once again)

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Jun 16, 2008 4:18 AM #157739
Use the spoon to unpry the nail holding the poster to the wall, then wear the poster like a mask (poke holes for mouth and eyes.) as a disguise from those evil robots. Now open the crack with the spoon.
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Jun 16, 2008 5:17 PM #158212
Quote from Lone Wolf
Use the spoon to unpry the nail holding the poster to the wall, then wear the poster like a mask (poke holes for mouth and eyes.) as a disguise from those evil robots. Now open the crack with the spoon.

pretty much said what I was going to say
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Jun 16, 2008 5:26 PM #158221
Use the spoon to eat whatever is in the food hatch.
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Jun 16, 2008 5:29 PM #158224
Set the door on fire.

Melt it.


or something.
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Jun 16, 2008 5:32 PM #158234
chances are the food you recieve is taste test ice cream, thats what the spoon in for. but who says you have to eat that ice cream. when you recieve the ice cream take it out the hatch and set it on the ground. then use the spoon to pry the nail out of the poster and set it on the floor sticking upwards so the robot will run over it when it comes in and damage it treads. now melt the ice cream then take that poster and get it soaking wet from the melted ice cream. hang it down from the light bulb then start making a racket. a robot will come in to shut up then run over the nail stop it mobility right under the lightbulb and soaking poster. thats when you break the light bulb connecting a current from the light bulb to the robot frying it. then take its gun and leave out the dooe it left open. booyah!
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Jun 16, 2008 6:38 PM #158302
Quote from MiniMan
Take the poster, you never know, you can use it as a disguise!

And take the spoon asa weapon and try to pry the food hatch open.



Alright then, I'll hold on to this poster just in case.

And now to see if I can open the food hatch with this wooden spoon, using my incredible physical strength and endurance to pull myself up to it with a single hand.


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Hmmmm, the seal seems almost flawless at first glance, but it's poorly constructed. Using all my cunning and dexterity I should be able to pry it open.




*use of cunning and dexterity*






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Success!

And this tunnel seems just wide enough for me to crawl through if need be. It's dark though, there's no telling where it leads.



And so our brave protagonist finds himself staring into a narrow tunnel of incomprehensible darkness and horrors. One would have to be insane to crawl through it, but it could very well be the only means of escape from this prison cell.

What should he do now?


DECIDE AT ONCE
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Jun 16, 2008 6:48 PM #158316
He crawls, but wait, he feels that there's a turn on the right. Dear god! Where to go now?
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Jun 16, 2008 6:57 PM #158325
Get in there, grab the spoon, and use your heat focus to create light and move through the narrow tunnel of incomprehensible darkness and horrors.
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Jun 16, 2008 7:12 PM #158336
Get in there, take the spoon and set it alight to create light.
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Jun 16, 2008 7:41 PM #158342
Go back, take the lightbulb. you can set the wire inside alight to make light.
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Jun 16, 2008 7:52 PM #158350
Roll up the poster into a ball, and then throw it down into the food hatch.
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Jun 16, 2008 9:38 PM #158406
Throw the spoon down the hatch to see if it hits anything
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Jun 16, 2008 11:43 PM #158472
Quote from adrenalineflash
Throw the spoon down the hatch to see if it hits anything

I wonder how the hatch would stay open if you removed the spoon. Hmm.


As we all surely know, there is no spoon, so his last action can not have really happened.
Instead, you concentrate on the big scary door to your left, to melt it, form a club of the molten metal and attempt an escape!
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Jun 17, 2008 1:55 AM #158517
Put your head down the hatch, then remove the spoon.
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Jun 17, 2008 1:59 AM #158523
Quote from 52xM
As we all surely know, there is no spoon, so his last action can not have really happened.
Instead, you concentrate on the big scary door to your left, to melt it, form a club of the molten metal and attempt an escape!


WE HAVE A WINNER