It's Choose Your Own Adventure Time (opened once again)

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Jun 17, 2008 7:29 PM #159055
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He should try to burst through the vent by smashing the vent with the torch repeatedly.


It's not a vent, it's a food hatch.

There is a fundamental difference.

Now choose one of the two paths instead of being creative and original you nonconforming wanker.
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Jun 17, 2008 7:40 PM #159060
above path
=P im guessing the floor hes on now is below ground so up would be the best bet
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Jun 17, 2008 7:41 PM #159061
I feel abused.

Go grab the spoon and lol as you die a violent death.


Non-Conforming is awesome.
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Jun 17, 2008 8:37 PM #159094
Ladder. Go-eth.
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Jun 17, 2008 11:43 PM #159214
Climb the ladder while holding the torch in your mouth.
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Jun 18, 2008 12:06 AM #159236
Ladder is no, pathway is yes....
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Jun 18, 2008 3:50 AM #159457
Hey guys, on account of me being in europe on vacation for a week or so, I shall lock this thread for now.


The story will continue when I return.


Of course, you could always entertain yourself in the other 4000 CYOA threads that will no doubt pop up because you guys are all tools and need to copy my idea.


toodles.
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Jun 25, 2008 10:30 PM #167453
It is time for the story to continue...


I'll recap, since it's been a week. Our brave and nameless protagonist was thrown in a prison cell for unknown reasons by some sort of hostile robot in the ice cream factory. He cunningly escaped by forcing open the "Food Hatch" and climbing inside, setting fire to a wooden spoon to use as a torch.

He found himself at a fork in the road, in which he could either continue down the pathway, or ascend the ladder.

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The most popular option was the ladder, and so, our hero climbs...

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*climbing*










Finally, I've reached the top. There's some sort of hatch, but I think I can open it from the inside. I shall now brace myself for whatever horrors await me when I climb out...







*self bracing for horrors*







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Another security robot!


I don't think he's noticed me yet though, I'll need to act fast.



What does our cunning protagonist do to escape this predicament?


YOU MAY DECIDE ONCE AGAIN
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Jun 25, 2008 10:41 PM #167481
Set the huge screen on fire, it's gotta be the robot's main control panel!
If the robot notices you during this, throw the spoon at it.
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Jun 25, 2008 10:52 PM #167517
hang onto the back of the robot away from the gun, and attack with spoon.
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Jun 25, 2008 10:57 PM #167526
Again burn the gun down and woop that robots arse
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Jun 25, 2008 11:06 PM #167539
Wear the poster and try to walk past the robot unnoticed
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Jun 25, 2008 11:08 PM #167545
Simply burn down the building with your lasereye**** fire vision.
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Jun 26, 2008 12:20 AM #167723
Wear the poster like a mask, then punch the screen to obtain shards of glass.
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Jun 26, 2008 12:21 AM #167726
Go into the other edible-waste container.