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Same rules as Pirate's:

Here's how it works:

1) post suggestions on what our unnamed hero should do next
2) I'll pick one of these suggestions and draw it
3) repeat step 1


Please refrain from suggestions involving cocks. You may think you're being incredibly humorous by suggesting "HE SHOULD PULL OUT HIS PENIS AND MASTERBATE WITH IT ROFL!", but spare me the attempted humour.

OK GO!

Our hero finds himself sitting in an unreasonably empty room, for unreasonably unknown reasons.
He is carrying nothing; there is no spoone.
Obvious exits are WEST and DENNIS.



What do?

Enlarge the text then use dennis as a key.

Pick up dennis and interrogate him.

Break dennis' legs, then use the bones as a weapon, just in case that shifty looking door attacks you

use denis to go through the key hole at the west exit and look for a possible key.

Eat denis, then go weest.

Kill Denis and receive 'Two gold coin', one 'Strange Looking Tarnished Key' and one 'Meat'.

Quote from MiniMan

Enlarge the text then use dennis as a key.

hey, I can barely read this text, let's make it a bit bigge-

OH GOD THE PAIN

I'm switching to MS Paint so that doesn't happen again, that giant letter h got me in the balls

Quote from Dudeman.

Pick up dennis and interrogate him.

hey you, get over here! *grab*

he appears to be using his best poker face damn this guy is good

Quote from Cory

use denis to go through the key hole at the west exit and look for a possible key.

aright let's just jam that little terrorist in there

wait there's no keyhole aggghhhhhhhh I think I also murdered dennis now

Quote from the Jawz

Break dennis' legs, then use the bones as a weapon, just in case that shifty looking door attacks you

well no sense letting dennis go to waste, eh
*you recieve an item: tiny femur bone (2)*
karate pose get (oh man I am so awesome at life)

I think this door's dead also, since I haven't instilled fear into its soul yet

Quote from Schwa

Kill Denis and receive 'Two gold coin', one 'Strange Looking Tarnished Key' and one 'Meat'.

well I've desecrated dennis' remains but there's only a bunch of intestines in here

oh man I can make a badass kungfu headband out of these intestines
*you recieve an item: intestine headband*

Quote from Lone Wolf

Eat denis, then go weest.

not very much of him left, but he's pretty tasty ok time to go west

hey this door was open the whole time, fancy that



Our hero finds himself in a room with a lever and a button. Obvious exits are OBVIOUS TRAPDOOR and EAST.

What get next?

Make him pull the lever but then back away as he pulls it or right after he pulls it.

Quote from Flashorama

Make him pull the lever but then back away as he pulls it or right after he pulls it.

maybe I'll just pull the lever without falling in the trap seriously how did I get this smart
yoink

OH GOD severe face pain get
man I don't even know if that's my blood or dennis' blood now


Any other wiseass ideas that will get our main character punched in the mouth?

Yes.

But it has something to do with something that isn't supposed to something be something mentioned something in this thread.

So I won't.

I suggests he walks to the door, nursing a broken jaw, bloodied gums, and missing teeths.

use the headband to lock the lever back in place and then go down there using the bones as a weapon incase any perputraders show up.

Lmao.

PUSH THE BUTTON

THE SHINY RED BUTTON

JUMP ON THE FLOOR SO IT OPENS UP. MAYBE IT'S A FUn SLIDE?

k

Do push ups, and ride to sun set with chicks.