Quote from Cory

thats no hobo! its an alien in disguise!!! quick rip its mask off!

Quote from zombpiv

steal his beard and rob a bank.

Quote from Deathwish

I agree, the hobo is an alien in disguise!
Confront him.

hey you commie, get over here yeah that alien face mask is mine

well, I can just wear this beard then ohoho I am a master of disguise
*you acquire an item: hobo facial hair disguise*
I don't see any banks around here :( and I need money

Quote from Dudeman.

Give the hobo something to make a distraction for you while you sneak past the cops in the overturned box to the right.

ain't no cops in that box, he's a damn hobo, boy

Quote from Lone Wolf

Eat the hobos banana peel and drink his beer, then go after the business guys.

I dunno about that banana peel, looks sort of old, but that whiskey looks fit for a-drinkin

OH GOD IT WAS URINE

well since I'm full of piss and vinegar now I'll go after the business guys

hey you - uh, put down the gun please
"WHERE IS THE VIDEOTAPE??!"

What is to doing?

Smash the tape, then cut them with the plastic pieces.

Use jedi mind tricks.
"These aren't the videotapes you are looking for"

I WAS TELLING YOU TO HIDE IN THE BOX. Like Solid snake or some shit like that.


Anyway, throw the beard at his face and then run for it. Overturn the hobo to slow them down.

Quote from Deathwish

Use jedi mind tricks.
"These aren't the videotapes you are looking for"

aright let's try going luke skywalker on them

I need to practice my force hold

Quote from Lone Wolf

Smash the tape, then cut them with the plastic pieces.

how about some jack bauer action, guys?

oh yeah, I forgot they had the guns

Quote from Dudeman.

I WAS TELLING YOU TO HIDE IN THE BOX. Like Solid snake or some shit like that.


Anyway, throw the beard at his face and then run for it. Overturn the hobo to slow them down.

let's see you take on solid snake action hero get
beard chuck

yeah, you would trip over that hobo, fatty


You find yourself at another intersection, with the two guys in pursuit. Obvious exits are EAST (where you'll get shot), UP, SOUTH, and WEST. A bicycle is chained to a post nearby.

Do what now?

Break the wheels off the bike and hit the cops with them. Them climb up the ladder.

Turn around and verbally assault them. While they are crying steal there guns.

Climb up the ladder. Once you get close to the top, ambush the cops following you. Try to kick them off.

Quote from yueo626

Turn around and verbally assault them. While they are crying steal there guns.

hey, ugly fat guy!

oh yeah, well your bullets are like vitamins to me so haha

Quote from Lone Wolf

Break the wheels off the bike and hit the cops with them. Them climb up the ladder.

Quote from Dudeman.

Climb up the ladder. Once you get close to the top, ambush the cops following you. Try to kick them off.

these wheels should injure their groins if thrown correctly

wheel chuck
climb get

wheel chuck

You're on top of an oddly familiar building.


Where to?

Go down that vent thing.

Quote from yueo626

Go down that vent thing.

I'll just escape down that vent right thar

that's bad
I think those guys are still following me too

Any other ideas?

Hop to the other rooftop and plan a daring escape. Or at least choreograph an action sequence.

Parkour.

Jump It.

SOUTHWEST SOUTHWEST SOUTHWEST
With that glider you found in the vent.

Wait until the business man's head comes up, then kick him in the face. That or jump off the building. What's the worst that could happen?