Epic Hi-Quality Choose Your Own Adventure When I Feel Like It

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Jun 14, 2008 4:17 PM #156449
Leave the squirrel eating the poisoned after-dinner while you ride away on your horse at sun set.
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Jun 14, 2008 5:07 PM #156485
Throw the mints in their faces, that'll show them.
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Jun 14, 2008 5:11 PM #156486
They're Nazi's attack them with the squirrel.
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Jun 14, 2008 9:51 PM #156663
Everybody Konga!!!! : D
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Jun 15, 2008 1:12 AM #156803
Take and wear the hat and poncho thing, eat the mints, then go to the bar.
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Jun 15, 2008 4:50 AM #156964
Get the **** out of there, they're MEXICANS!

JESUS WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY DID YOU GO DOWN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE GET OUT OF THERE BEFORE THEY COOK YOU IN SALSA SAUCE
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Jun 16, 2008 3:41 AM #157724
Quote from the Jawz
Get the **** out of there, they're MEXICANS!

JESUS WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY DID YOU GO DOWN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE GET OUT OF THERE BEFORE THEY COOK YOU IN SALSA SAUCE

I second that. You could also just start trashing the place too. Get spicy food in their eyes.
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Jun 16, 2008 8:33 AM #157934
I second that motion. Throw spicy food in their faces.

Then steal moneys from them, since it's a restaurant. And they're not American citisens so you're not doing any harm.
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Jun 16, 2008 6:51 PM #158319
You fool!

Throw the mints in their faces, it is probable that their eyes will bleed! It is easier to escape from mexicans when they aren't equipped with eyes.

You had better disguise yourself in that sombrero and poncho before leaving the restaurant though, in case you run into those guys with the guns again.
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Jun 16, 2008 8:17 PM #158375
I'll update this tonight guys, after the thunderstorms pass. My area gets a lot this time of year, almost daily.
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Jun 17, 2008 3:52 PM #158931
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You had better disguise yourself in that sombrero and poncho before leaving the restaurant though, in case you run into those guys with the guns again.
YEA. Because the cops would NEVER hurt a mexican.
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Jun 17, 2008 4:08 PM #158939
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YEA. Because the cops would NEVER hurt a mexican.


I thought they were business looking guys, not cops.

Business looking guys wouldn't go withing 30 feet of a mexican, it's bad for business.
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Jun 17, 2008 5:22 PM #158976
I don't even get that. Who are these guys anyway?
EXCLAMATION!
He should follow them while disguised as a filthy mexican to find there secret base!
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Jun 18, 2008 12:28 AM #159263
Throw mints at the Mexicain's faces, and then take a sumbraro.
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Jun 18, 2008 2:02 AM #159360
Hold a Mexican hostage, then bring him somewhere dark and small and fucking rip him apart.